Perfect Hubby

Date: 21-10-2009 9:16 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 21-10-2009 09:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $200. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models.. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$200,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ..... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $150,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 160,000. ... They will probably take it. If not, we can go for the extra amount.. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks: ............ ........


 
"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"
 

Posted: at 21-10-2009 09:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- neossha at 21-10-2009 09:20 PM (14 years ago)
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nyc one.
Posted: at 21-10-2009 09:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 21-10-2009 09:23 PM (14 years ago)
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thank u. but dont do it.
Posted: at 21-10-2009 09:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 21-10-2009 09:34 PM (14 years ago)
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i wuldn't.....lolz
Posted: at 21-10-2009 09:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 21-10-2009 09:36 PM (14 years ago)
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thats right. i thought you wd send your hubby crazy
Posted: at 21-10-2009 09:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 22-10-2009 01:48 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one asaph
Posted: at 22-10-2009 01:48 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- OrlandoIkenna at 22-10-2009 11:23 AM (14 years ago)
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funny.....very funny
9ice 1 Asaph
Posted: at 22-10-2009 11:23 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 22-10-2009 11:35 AM (14 years ago)
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thank u all
Posted: at 22-10-2009 11:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 22-10-2009 11:38 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 22-10-2009 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 22-10-2009 11:41 AM (14 years ago)
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yh but itz been a long tym.
Posted: at 22-10-2009 11:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 22-10-2009 11:43 AM (14 years ago)
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yes how was yo nyt
Posted: at 22-10-2009 11:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-10-2009 11:44 AM (14 years ago)
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okay.....
Posted: at 22-10-2009 11:44 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 22-10-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 22-10-2009 11:43 AM
yes how was yo nyt
'twas gud.....
Posted: at 22-10-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 22-10-2009 12:04 PM (14 years ago)
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i can see.
Posted: at 22-10-2009 12:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 22-10-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on 22-10-2009 11:38 AM
posted b4
wey ur own ode!
Posted: at 22-10-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 22-10-2009 02:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on 22-10-2009 11:38 AM
posted b4

mmm
Posted: at 22-10-2009 02:53 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 22-10-2009 02:55 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 22-10-2009 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 22-10-2009 05:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 22-10-2009 01:56 PM
Quote from: Doshe on 22-10-2009 11:38 AM
posted b4
wey ur own ode!
xter why are you like this?
not fair.......
Posted: at 22-10-2009 05:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 22-10-2009 05:28 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm
Posted: at 22-10-2009 05:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 22-10-2009 05:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 22-10-2009 05:28 PM
hmmmmmmm
yes now... why must xter attacker other forumate...
maybe he wants everyone out so that he can be the king here.
Posted: at 22-10-2009 05:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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