SWEET VENGEANCE

There are two statues in a park; one of a Nood man and one of a Nood woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left. Would you care to do it again?" He asks her, "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time I hold the pigeon down and you crap on its head!"

Posted: at 1-11-2009 02:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I NO UNDERSTAND

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Posted: at 1-11-2009 02:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

low IQ...all of u

the angels thot they were having sex, which naturally is wat they shld have wanted to do all their miserable life, but the foolish statues were shittin on pigeons that had bn shittin on them

its a good joke

Posted: at 1-11-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@brizio ok.

Posted: at 1-11-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

WE DEY HERE

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Posted: at 1-11-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lolz

Posted: at 1-11-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@dimejikemi why is ur profile private, i wanted to take look na..lolz

Posted: at 1-11-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

heehehheheh

Posted: at 1-11-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

WETIN U YOU NA

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Posted: at 1-11-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u try

Posted: at 1-11-2009 06:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac