Some Funny Proverbs

Date: 07-11-2009 12:49 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Teeco Designer
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- at 7-11-2009 12:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.  :'(

Man who run in front of car get tired. Grin

Man who run behind car get exhausted. Sad

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Grin

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Grin

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Cheesy

Man with one chopstick go hungry. Grin

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Tongue

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.  Cool

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.  Undecided

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth  Wink

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.  Grin

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.  Grin

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.  Grin

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.  Smiley

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.  Shocked

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.  Grin

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Cheesy

Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs. Sad

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.  Undecided

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.  Embarrassed

By Rtd. General Teeco


Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:49 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 12:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Also ''A swollen scrotum is not heavy because of its size, but because of its position''

teeco u try Grin good one

General Just2sexy

Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 7-11-2009 01:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  7-11-2009 12:49 PM
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.  :'(


War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.  Grin

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.  Grin

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.  Grin


Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Ur own nah wife own u like abi u wan marry premature?

Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 7-11-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  7-11-2009 12:58 PM
Also ''A swollen scrotum is not heavy because of its size, but because of its position''

teeco u try Grin good one

General Just2sexy

Thx man

Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 01:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Ur welcome

Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:15 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 7-11-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago)
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yeah

Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neossha at 7-11-2009 01:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  7-11-2009 12:58 PM
Also ''A swollen scrotum is not heavy because of its size, but because of its position''

teeco u try Grin good one

Maruwa Just2sexy
who is dragging d general post wiv u na. Huh?
Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 01:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Nah now i knw say the Bosom  wey u been suck as a child been dey commot powder milk

Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 7-11-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago)
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i thought u took ma advice dawg.!
re-read wat u write b4 u post it.
Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago)
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I knw wetin i write! U suck Bosom  wey been dey commot powder milk?

Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 7-11-2009 01:31 PM (15 years ago)
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mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 01:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 7-11-2009 01:36 PM (15 years ago)
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watz wiv d brown teeths.
Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Close up Grin

Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 7-11-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  7-11-2009 01:28 PM
I knw wetin i write! U suck Bosom  wey been dey commot powder milk?

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 7-11-2009 01:46 PM (15 years ago)
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na that one sweet pass

Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 7-11-2009 01:49 PM (15 years ago)
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which one
Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 01:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Bosom  wey dey comot powder milk Grin

Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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