Cheating

that is really fun, got me laughing

Coming to d bar and ordering a double, d man leaned over and confided to d bartender, ''I'm so pissed off!''
''Oh yeah? what happened?'' asked d bartender politely.

"See, I met dis beautiful woman who invited me back to her home one night. We stripped off
our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her damned husband
came in the front door. So I had to jumped out of d bedroom window and hang from d ledge by my fingers"

"Gee, that's tough," commiserated d bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me," d customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said "Hey great!
You're naked already! Let me take a leak.' And damned if d lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out d window
right onto my head?"

"Yeeeh!" d bartender shook his head "No wonder you're in a lousy mood"

"Yeah, but I haven't told u what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and moaning and when they
finished, d husband tossed his condom out of d window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
I could not remove it cos my damned hands were stuck on the window ledge while d liquid flow down to my left eye

"The bartender paled."that would sure mess up my night."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm not finished." the fellow rattled on "But do u know what Really, Really pissed me off?
When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off d ground."