This is a true story. Last week was Mr Morgan's 40th birthday and he really didn't feel like waking up that morning. He managed to pull himself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping his wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for him. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." he thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.
His kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn't say a word to Him. So when he made it out of the house and started for work, he felt pretty dumpy and despondent.
As he walked into his office, his secretary Joanne said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. He worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o'clock, when Joanne knocked on his door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me." he said, "Thanks, Joanne, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
They went to lunch but not where we'd normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table.They had a couple of mixed drinks and he enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" He replied with "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to Him and said, "Boss if you don't mind, I'm goin step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." he nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...
Followed by his wife, his kids, and dozens of his friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And he just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
prettyb4eva at 24-11-2009 10:32 AM (15 years ago) (f)
such a big mis -understanding how wish his brains was in his head and not in between his legs dat would hav been his best suprise eva. typical male though
Posted: at 24-11-2009 10:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
such a big mis -understanding how wish his brains was in his head and not in between his legs dat would hav been his best suprise eva. typical male though
Hmmmm finally u made a comment
Posted: at 24-11-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
prettyb4eva at 24-11-2009 11:21 AM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Doshe on 24-11-2009 10:49 AM
Quote from: prettyb4eva on 24-11-2009 10:32 AM
such a big mis -understanding how wish his brains was in his head and not in between his legs dat would hav been his best suprise eva. typical male though
Hmmmm finally u made a comment
hmm i neva new u where xpecting my comment
Posted: at 24-11-2009 11:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
such a big mis -understanding how wish his brains was in his head and not in between his legs dat would hav been his best suprise eva. typical male though
who told u that mind is found in head @poster, thank u for the first time. i think its because its true story
Posted: at 24-11-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
such a big mis -understanding how wish his brains was in his head and not in between his legs dat would hav been his best suprise eva. typical male though
Hmmmm finally u made a comment
hmm i neva new u where xpecting my comment
not really but as u said typical male
Posted: at 25-11-2009 08:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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