Chucks Vs Pastor P

Date: 25-11-2009 6:55 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Efremfon
- at 25-11-2009 06:55 PM (15 years ago)
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chucks came home one day and asked his dad "dad, i heard tolu saying somtin about phyuking, what is phyuking?" his dad was suprised about what this 6 year old boy was insinuating but he replied "son, it means prayins", then he tried to leave and report it to his wife but chuck called him back "dad, he also said something about penis, what does he mean?" his dad replied, "son, it means umbrella, and chucks dont associate wit dat boy any more, have u heard me?" chuck nodded but didnt understand.

one sunday they couldnt go to church because it was raining so they decided to study and pray at home,
but while they prayed upstairs, someone knocked on the door, chucks ran to open and behold it was their pastor, "ah pastor p welcome, give me your penis let me dry for you" chucks told him, "what!!!!?Huh? who taught you that?" the pastor asked, "my parents" chucks replied, "so where are they?" the pastor asked again, "they are upstairs phyuking" chucks replied while hurrying to call them. Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-11-2009 06:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Sheenor at 26-11-2009 10:12 AM (15 years ago)
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OMG!!! dis is damm funie...  i can't imagine the look on the pastor eyes..
Posted: at 26-11-2009 10:12 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 26-11-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago)
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seen b4 but funny
Posted: at 26-11-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cyril4christ at 26-11-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago)
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lol.................
Posted: at 26-11-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wizdum at 26-11-2009 10:27 AM (15 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 26-11-2009 10:27 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bomber at 26-11-2009 11:11 AM (15 years ago)
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No match me o
Posted: at 26-11-2009 11:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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