Police Arrest Woman Who Stuffed $100 Worth of Groceries in Her Private Part

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at 13-05-2015 09:57AM (4 years ago)

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Holly Fray from Pittson, Pennsylvania is facing charges and fines after being arrested. Keen eyed store employees couldn’t help but notice the resourceful thief shoving food up her dress and called the police. Officer Charles Langan said that Fray was given a full body search during which several oranges fell onto the floor between her legs.
"I thought she stuffed a bunch of things in her pants so I gave her a fast pat down, when I felt nothing and saw items begin to fall out of her pants, I knew something was up,” said Officer Langan. “A female officer was called in after Miss Fray was brought to the station, and a more thorough search was initiated.” Officer Felicia Anne, a 10 year vet of the police force arrived to carry out the more in depth search; “They asked me to come do a full cavity search on a recently arrested shoplifter, which is very unusual. They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her honeypot, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her honeypot.  A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.” The store didn't press charges against the thief because they said the situation was too funny.

Amywax at 13-05-2015 10:14AM (4 years ago)
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Funny! I  don't encourage stealing, but that woman might be very hungry.
fdkenny at 13-05-2015 10:23AM (4 years ago)
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Funy indeed
danielsony at 13-05-2015 10:51AM (4 years ago)
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Hw could this be possible, is the honeypot a bag? am jus asking...
ISijingle at 13-05-2015 10:59AM (4 years ago)
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Pls ask them ooo, bcos me I don't understand how can all those things come out from someone's honeypot
ayogstar at 13-05-2015 11:04AM (4 years ago)
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How low can you go? Smiley
echeeche at 13-05-2015 11:19AM (4 years ago)
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Nawoo oh
2Mercy2014 at 13-05-2015 11:27AM (4 years ago)
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 I think the situation was magnified and blown out of proportion if not see honeypot and all items mentioned.How can they be warehoused.But good a thing the store did not press charges.
DrSoba at 13-05-2015 11:40AM (4 years ago)
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Is the honey pot a well or warehouse?  Imagine one guy in there, he will only be swimming.
prncex at 13-05-2015 12:34PM (4 years ago)
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beneno at 13-05-2015 02:17PM (4 years ago)
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luckingto50 at 13-05-2015 02:44PM (4 years ago)
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Hmmmmm.........dis honeypot big oh for containing these plenty tins
Wysetots at 13-05-2015 03:05PM (4 years ago)
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She must be a Kangaroo
Oways at 13-05-2015 04:05PM (4 years ago)
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Oyibo lefty
Nyakinic at 13-05-2015 05:47PM (4 years ago)
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lolll the honeypot got many functions
xjiggy at 13-05-2015 10:52PM (4 years ago)
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Na lie. Crate of eggs and no one break inside? If the place large like dat, why she no go carry coco or ganja
beneno at 13-05-2015 10:58PM (4 years ago)
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dareper at 13-05-2015 11:33PM (4 years ago)
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chealseafc at 14-05-2015 12:43AM (4 years ago)
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this story is somehow dicey oh.
when did honeypot became container?.
Nicksam at 14-05-2015 07:51AM (4 years ago)
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