No toilet paper

Date: 22-12-2009 6:58 pm (15 years ago) | Author: mamudu blessing
- at 22-12-2009 06:58 PM (15 years ago)
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A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly... stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" the man replies. "Can you get him for me?" she asks. "I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the woman's room."

Posted: at 22-12-2009 06:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 22-12-2009 07:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 22-12-2009 07:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 22-12-2009 07:06 PM (15 years ago)
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y u come change d topic
Posted: at 22-12-2009 07:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 22-12-2009 07:10 PM (15 years ago)
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rtyui abacha
Posted: at 22-12-2009 07:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 22-12-2009 07:15 PM (15 years ago)
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wat are u sayin
Posted: at 22-12-2009 07:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 22-12-2009 07:26 PM (15 years ago)
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i mean toile hand in his mouth Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 22-12-2009 07:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 22-12-2009 07:28 PM (15 years ago)
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ya dat is wat he deserve
Posted: at 22-12-2009 07:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 22-12-2009 07:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on 22-12-2009 07:28 PM
ya dat is wat he deserve
Tongue Tongue Tongue is he the maneger
Posted: at 22-12-2009 07:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 22-12-2009 08:07 PM (15 years ago)
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soon hand go enter her mouth too
Posted: at 22-12-2009 08:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 23-12-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahhaha
Posted: at 23-12-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-12-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-12-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 23-12-2009 06:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 23-12-2009 05:10 PM
Grin Grin Grin
Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 23-12-2009 06:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-12-2009 06:44 PM (15 years ago)
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u no even used makeup  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-12-2009 06:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 24-12-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago)
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ahahaha
Posted: at 24-12-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 24-12-2009 05:46 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 24-12-2009 05:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 24-12-2009 06:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 22-12-2009 07:02 PM
Posted b4

Grin
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