a married irrishman!

Date: 25-12-2009 6:01 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 25-12-2009 06:01 PM (15 years ago)
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...went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
 

Posted: at 25-12-2009 06:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- Toks-E at 25-12-2009 07:21 PM (15 years ago)
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ggggggggrrrrrrrrrr menh
Posted: at 25-12-2009 07:21 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 25-12-2009 07:51 PM (15 years ago)
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yes na
Posted: at 25-12-2009 07:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vbyz299 at 25-12-2009 08:16 PM (15 years ago)
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F**k shit
Posted: at 25-12-2009 08:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 25-12-2009 08:18 PM (15 years ago)
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its been posted b4 a lot of times na
Posted: at 25-12-2009 08:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Andes at 27-12-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Ehen now..
Posted: at 27-12-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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