Ponga got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for.
His close friend who happened to be his twin brother Justmak was also high joined him in this serious search.
After 2 hours of searching, his phone rang. He picked the call and quickly told the caller, “I’ll call you back, I’m trying to find my phone.”
He angrily cut the call and continued to search for his phone. He decided to use the same phone to call his line.
When he got a busy signal, he turned to his drunkard friend and brother Justmak and said, “Guy, let’s forget about this phone, the phone has been stolen! The person who stole it just cut the call when I tried to call the phone now.”
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For unto a yaba left psychia patient, a gono pong is born with a degree of poking animals. Run from his díckie before he gives u HIV/AIDs + gonorrhea. Checkout the link below for his shocking true confession: http://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,275056.20.html
He is walking 247 making sure his "danger, wahala dey d!ckie" virus spreads to all nooks and crannies of this world. Checkout the links below to know the part of the world he is now:
According to gono pong/monki ponkie, he claimed not to be a rapíst but this post below says contrary as he has also met some of his brother n sisters monkeys and said to them 'baby give it to me now' lols.
gono pong, I am so happy you responded to my whistle.. u c, when grownup monkeys (dumb d!ckie & justmad) decided to act like idiots for kai kai sake, their anu$ will be wide open for us to laugh out loud The effect of ur drunkenness is making u sing song of psalms that can't be found in any book. So quietly sign ur autograph on justmak bottóm (d left side) lolzz
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 16-10-2015 06:14 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 16-10-2015 09:47 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Franel i don't feel comfortable with ur talk about anus all d time.. Abi e get sometin wey u wan tell us...? Dis ur fascination wit anus is getting a bit much for me... Oh boy man no go fit bend down tie im shoe lace in front of u any more... Na whao...I con dey fear u now...
Posted: at 16-10-2015 09:47 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Let me take u back memory lane! http://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,273310.0.html If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful rather than trying to fight back. I don't expect dis from ur mouth after sayin dat u don't have heart meaning it has relocated to ur anu$ Leave shoe lace alone (except u n ur twin just stole dat 1) but rather how u bent down in search of ur missing phone whereby exposing ur bare bottóm to us as cinema .. lols And pls dont be afraid of FRANEL, he is only slapping u with the bitter truth instead of kissin u with a sweet lie.
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 17-10-2015 12:26 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Let me take u back memory lane! http://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,273310.0.html If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful rather than trying to fight back. I don't expect dis from ur mouth after sayin dat u don't have heart meaning it has relocated to ur anu$ Leave shoe lace alone (except u n ur twin just stole dat 1) but rather how u bent down in search of ur missing phone whereby exposing ur bare bottóm to us as cinema .. lols And pls dont be afraid of FRANEL, he is only slapping u with the bitter truth instead of kissin u with a sweet lie.
in the name of all the gods at once can some one get an interpreter for franel
general overseer
Posted: at 22-10-2015 10:34 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Let me take u back memory lane! http://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,273310.0.html If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful rather than trying to fight back. I don't expect dis from ur mouth after sayin dat u don't have heart meaning it has relocated to ur anu$ Leave shoe lace alone (except u n ur twin just stole dat 1) but rather how u bent down in search of ur missing phone whereby exposing ur bare bottóm to us as cinema .. lols And pls dont be afraid of FRANEL, he is only slapping u with the bitter truth instead of kissin u with a sweet lie.
in the name of all the gods at once can some one get an interpreter for franel
general overseer
Posted: at 22-10-2015 10:35 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jossy4reall at 27-10-2015 07:56 AM (9 years ago) (m)
e be like say u don check off ur tennis,,now na ur head u dey check....very soon e go fall commot too and u go dey waka wit out head and tennins...who knows wia u go check after dat
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 27-10-2015 07:56 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Kai kai monkey, have u forgotten so soon? Kindly look up to refresh ur memory once again. It's u n twin dat went mad. Little wonder your ancestors are after u two
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 28-10-2015 11:08 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Nobody here no d tin wey dey make am crase...No cure na... Na d cherubim slap cause all dis.... I blame Stephen153...
LMAO! my poverty-stricken broke a$$ gono pong who has been fighting for pure water money since d month of August, yes, its d condition of d c&s slap dat acclimatized ur anu$ 2 b eatin grass as ur daily food! lolzz.. Lookin 4 some1 2 accuse? Blame Justmad your brother!
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 28-10-2015 11:21 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
lolzz 
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