Do You Know We All Practice Racism!? Checkout Definition Of Strange Things That We Do

«§» 2 November 2015

Having a stressful day or is your day just simply boring while here are some jokes for you to cool off on:

-RACISM is when a white iPhone costs more than a black iphone.

-RACISM is when you like white chocolate more than the dark one!

-RACISM is when a waiting staff look at you, you're black and she serves you a bottle water and toothpick only, then to your white neighbor she serves him champagne and food to eat.

-NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside.

-LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny day and she orders for a hot plate of pepper soup.

-A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawarma, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrouz & when you take her home she says sorry I’m on my p.....

-OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl & she says ‘honey, this food no done.'

-TROUBLE is slapping an Army's daughter in front of a quarter-guard barracks. You may not live well enough to tell the story.
 
-OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl & she says ‘honey I’m hot, can you please roll down the glass.'

-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says ‘my mummy said I shouldn’t take food from strangers.'

-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are having good time & says ‘mummy I want to piss.'

-CRAZINESS is when you buy a BLACKBERRY PORSCHE for 350,000 naira and at the same time owing your landlord one year rent in your 'face-me-I-face-you' apartment.

-FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet. What will you put inside the wallet, a condms?

-STUPIDITY is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a small rented apartment.

-WEALTH is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch.

-WASTAGE is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your mai-guard and housemaid lives in it.

IRONY is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport.
 
FOOLISHNESS is taking a 5,000 naira cab to watch a film of 1,000 naira at Silverbird Cinemas. You could have waited for the pirated version or better still 'Molues' abound.

LOVE is buying 'suya' for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears gushing out from your eyes. If all guys can be like you.

MADNESS is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILIAN HAIR. Any to get your desired hair-style.

DIRTINESS is when cockroaches, rats, ants and spiders become your room-mates and you say, ''God created them for a purpose.'' Big lie! No money to buy rat-traps and insecticides.

SADNESS is when you finish reading this and you don't laugh but frown your face.


You can give more examples in the comment box below or tell us which of the above you're guilty of.
 

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A lecturer was lecturing his students about racism saying, "Racism is when races don't mix. To a racist, whites and black people should not mingle. There will always be a line between them. White people are majorly racist while blacks are not. Whites have a long wide history of oppressing blacks. They always want some upper hand and preferential treatment. We the blacks want equal rights..."

He was midway the lecture when one of his students raised his hand to ask a question, "Sir, I dare say that you are also a racist"
 
"What do you mean?" the lecturer barked at the student, "I am not a racist!"

The student asked, "Which do you wash first, the white fabric or the black?"

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Posted: at 2-11-2015 06:27 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

Can you see how your brain functions? So you just sat and imagined human can either be white or black fabric..... Hit your head on the wall 5 times n let your brain reboot cos apparently the variable has dropped from mode 9 to zero   lol

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Posted: at 24-11-2015 11:41 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

That's because when you brain is over saturated with ogogoro, everything you see including yourself will be stupid
Just imagine the kind of brain that you have, even your brothers in the bush have upgraded their senses

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Posted: at 26-11-2015 07:05 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

na these one bad pass when you slap solider daugther infront of barack. that means una don die be that.

Posted: at 27-11-2015 09:37 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

and last these one when you buy salad for a gurl and she said salad never done. i go ask her say are they cooking salad in ur home town.

Posted: at 27-11-2015 09:45 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

Tho a man has to hold himself against deadly infatuation just as he has to hold his magic johnson for urine to have direction.
I guess one doesn’t know the meaning of chivalry, or it's not in the dictionary.

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Posted: at 28-11-2015 03:49 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

U're funny bt stoo fighting wit pple @franel u shud notice pple's visit has more visit dan urs

Posted: at 3-12-2015 08:06 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming

I se,,u try

Posted: at 11-03-2016 03:24 PM (9 years ago) | Hero