A Chinese Teaching Another Chinese English

Date: 06-01-2010 5:05 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Adedamola Adedeji
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- at 6-01-2010 05:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Two Chinese men went on a bus in Biloxi and sat behind a middle aged woman. The younger guy said to the older man:
"Emma comes first."
"Then I come."
"Then two asses come."
"I come a second time."
"Two more asses come."
"I pee pee. Then I come one more time."

The woman couldn’t help hearing every word. She turned and remarked indignantly: "Young man. We don’t talk about our sex life in public in America!"
"Just a minute, Ma’am." said the guy. "Me no talking sex. I’m just telling my uncle how to spell ‘Mississippi’

Posted: at 6-01-2010 05:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- xter at 6-01-2010 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 6-01-2010 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 6-01-2010 05:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  6-01-2010 05:10 PM
lol
Huh? Huh? Huh?
you mean say you never see this post b4?...
Posted: at 6-01-2010 05:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 6-01-2010 05:15 PM (15 years ago)
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i haven't...but dis guy is new lets appreciate him
Posted: at 6-01-2010 05:15 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 6-01-2010 05:19 PM (15 years ago)
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okay....
lolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
Posted: at 6-01-2010 05:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 6-01-2010 05:27 PM (15 years ago)
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loooooooooooooooooool
Posted: at 6-01-2010 05:27 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 6-01-2010 05:31 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-01-2010 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 6-01-2010 07:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 6-01-2010 07:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- frenzeecool_08 at 6-01-2010 09:09 PM (15 years ago)
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keep it up guy
Posted: at 6-01-2010 09:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 6-01-2010 09:16 PM (15 years ago)
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welcome
Posted: at 6-01-2010 09:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 6-01-2010 09:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Frenzee long time no see..!
Posted: at 6-01-2010 09:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- damover at 9-01-2010 05:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-01-2010 05:13 PM
Quote from: xter on  6-01-2010 05:10 PM
lol
Huh? Huh? Huh?
you mean say you never see this post b4?...
even if he don see am b4. u no dey like to luagh for luaghter junction?
Posted: at 9-01-2010 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 9-01-2010 05:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  6-01-2010 07:44 PM
Posted b4
Grin Grin Grin Grin

na wa for u ooo  Cheesy
Posted: at 9-01-2010 05:13 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ogunfunmi at 9-01-2010 07:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dammy2002 on  6-01-2010 05:05 PM
Two Chinese men went on a bus in Biloxi and sat behind a middle aged woman. The younger guy said to the older man:
"Emma comes first."
"Then I come."
"Then two asses come."
"I come a second time."
"Two more asses come."
"I pee pee. Then I come one more time."

The woman couldn’t help hearing every word. She turned and remarked indignantly: "Young man. We don’t talk about our sex life in public in America!"
"Just a minute, Ma’am." said the guy. "Me no talking sex. I’m just telling my uncle how to spell ‘Mississippi’
passing
Posted: at 9-01-2010 07:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 9-01-2010 07:38 PM (15 years ago)
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nicy
Posted: at 9-01-2010 07:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chogzie at 9-01-2010 09:21 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahahah, e nearly rhym
Posted: at 9-01-2010 09:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 9-01-2010 09:28 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 9-01-2010 09:28 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- quinzy at 9-01-2010 10:43 PM (15 years ago)
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tried sha
Posted: at 9-01-2010 10:43 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 10-01-2010 08:36 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 10-01-2010 08:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 10-01-2010 12:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Not bad.
Posted: at 10-01-2010 12:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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