A Chinese Teaching Another Chinese English

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Two Chinese men went on a bus in Biloxi and sat behind a middle aged woman. The younger guy said to the older man:
"Emma comes first."
"Then I come."
"Then two asses come."
"I come a second time."
"Two more asses come."
"I pee pee. Then I come one more time."

The woman couldn’t help hearing every word. She turned and remarked indignantly: "Young man. We don’t talk about our sex life in public in America!"
"Just a minute, Ma’am." said the guy. "Me no talking sex. I’m just telling my uncle how to spell ‘Mississippi’