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![-]( "noblepassmer") noblepassmer at 8-02-2016 01:11 PM (9 years ago)  (m) The 2016 Lagos Marathon has come and gone, but we have an interesting story from the marathon to share.
Don’t touch that dial.
1. When you are just on your own and you hear that there’s going to be a Lagos marathon.
Oyaaa!
2. Finally, this is the chance to show yourself.
Momma said I arrived from Heaven. Muzzbe Superman.
3. Then you hear that the Kenyans are coming.
Ojoro.
4. But there’s also a cash prize for normal human beings.
Praise the Lord.
5. So you train hard everyday.
All I do is win win win!
6. And on the D-day, your blood is hot.
Ema dami duro o!
7. The race starts and you’re already at the front.
As per Usain Bolt.
8. But then you get to Ojota and start thinking about your life.
Who sent me? What was I thinking? These are the things I need to know.
9. Because the journey should be getting shorter, but its getting longer instead.
Is this magic?
10. And everywhere you turn, there are people fainting.
Muzzbe horror film.
11. You hear that some people have reached the finish line but you only just set sight on 3rd Mainland Bridge
Why me?
11. And then against all odds, you get to the finish line, but there’s nobody there.
Everybody has gone home.
12. You didn’t come first, but deep down you know you’re better than people who didn’t run but were laughing at people who did.
Guess who believes they can do anything now? Me.
13. Because now you know how good it makes you feel, and you’ll train every time, forever.
Better everyday. | Posted: at 8-02-2016 01:11 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "gogoman") gogoman at 8-02-2016 07:49 PM (9 years ago) (m) yeye for una side | Posted: at 8-02-2016 07:49 PM (9 years ago) | Grande Master | |
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so funny.... | Posted: at 8-02-2016 07:51 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "winace") winace at 8-02-2016 07:57 PM (9 years ago) (f) Hahahahahahahahaha poster u nor well o. | Posted: at 8-02-2016 07:57 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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Welldone nice one. got me really laughing. | Posted: at 8-02-2016 08:07 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Welldone nice one. got me really laughing. | Posted: at 8-02-2016 08:07 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rashjr") rashjr at 8-02-2016 08:28 PM (9 years ago) (m) Ah! Lwkmd | Posted: at 8-02-2016 08:28 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Ok&seen,thou its not quite interesting. | Posted: at 8-02-2016 08:31 PM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "kp45") kp45 at 8-02-2016 08:47 PM (9 years ago) (m) You can't take it away on number 3. | Posted: at 8-02-2016 08:47 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Trueyarn") Trueyarn at 8-02-2016 09:27 PM (9 years ago) (m) I don laff belle tear,Number 8 wan kill me with laff but in all,there's always a next time. | Posted: at 8-02-2016 09:27 PM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "princedafe") princedafe at 8-02-2016 10:01 PM (9 years ago) (m) Another senseless post | Posted: at 8-02-2016 10:01 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ujmaria") ujmaria at 8-02-2016 10:21 PM (9 years ago) (f) Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha funny | Posted: at 8-02-2016 10:21 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "youngrashy") youngrashy at 8-02-2016 10:52 PM (9 years ago) (m) Its not funny | Posted: at 8-02-2016 10:52 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "dareper") dareper at 8-02-2016 11:12 PM (9 years ago) (m) Funny indeed | Posted: at 8-02-2016 11:12 PM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "dollar22") dollar22 at 8-02-2016 11:17 PM (9 years ago) (m) Hahahahahaha Chine kee nka adokaalam very funny | Posted: at 8-02-2016 11:17 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "nwaafoigbo") nwaafoigbo at 8-02-2016 11:55 PM (9 years ago) (m) ok | Posted: at 8-02-2016 11:55 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Paulsubi") Paulsubi at 9-02-2016 06:32 AM (9 years ago) (m) Only few can stand out. D race s nt for every bodi. | Posted: at 9-02-2016 06:32 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "ngfineface") ngfineface at 9-02-2016 07:25 AM (9 years ago) (f) Very creative | Posted: at 9-02-2016 07:25 AM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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lol. funny piece and pics | Posted: at 9-02-2016 09:51 AM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "KennyFidel") KennyFidel at 9-02-2016 10:52 AM (9 years ago) (f) OMG, I don laugh tire!!! | Posted: at 9-02-2016 10:52 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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