Urinate Here!

Date: 08-03-2016 6:58 am (9 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 06:58 AM (9 years ago)
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Every time people go dey piss for landlord property. He put sign for wall “Do not urinate here, by order Landlord”
Everybody Ignored the sign . Next day landlord put anoda
sign “Do not urinate here, by order Police”
More urine wey pass the oda days . Landlord put new sign ,
“Do not urinate here, by order LAWMA”
People still dey piss for the property. So Landlord write new message ” Please Urinate here, Your urine is highle needed,by order Native Doctor”
As people approach the area and saw the sign na sa urine
do about turn and na 4-40 they take run comot.
Nobody dey piss for the yard gain ..I wonder why?

Posted: at 8-03-2016 06:58 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 8-03-2016 07:13 AM (9 years ago)
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hahah...if na you nko na run oh infact people
too like to dey piss anywhere them reach is very wrong well nice one therw
Posted: at 8-03-2016 07:13 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 9-03-2016 11:08 PM (9 years ago)
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Jajajajajajajajaja haha haha hahananahehe,,, even d last time I laugh 4 inside dis joke person talk say na pb9
Posted: at 9-03-2016 11:08 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:12 PM (9 years ago)
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Heheeheheh...cum urinate na
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:12 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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