The cock

Date: 08-03-2016 12:51 pm (9 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 12:51 PM (9 years ago)
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Pastor keeps chickens in the Church premises, one evening
a Cock went missing.
In Church the next day the Pastor asked "who has a cock?"
 All the men got up.
 "No, I mean who has seen a cock?" the pastor said.
All the women got up.
"No, no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?", the
pastor said impatiently.
Half of the women got up.
"Oh for goodness sake!! Who has seen my cock???" the
pastor shouted.
All the Choir girls got up!.....halleluyah!!

Posted: at 8-03-2016 12:51 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 10-03-2016 08:56 AM (9 years ago)
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hahahah cock wahala for church oh...they didnt understand what the pastor meant ealier
Posted: at 10-03-2016 08:56 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 08:59 AM (9 years ago)
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Chai..dis knd churchh..
Posted: at 10-03-2016 08:59 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 10-03-2016 11:32 PM (9 years ago)
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PB10
Posted: at 10-03-2016 11:32 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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