Akpos the Nigerian teacher in China

Date: 08-03-2016 8:27 pm (9 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 08:27 PM (9 years ago)
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Akpos, a Nigerian teacher was
sent to China to teach….
The first day he entered the
class and was roll calling,
He called out name, “Sheng”, a
student stood up and
answered “present sir”.
He called the second name
“chu muon “, another student
answered “present sir”.
Suddenly he sneezed
“hatchia”. One student seated
at the corner stoop up and
said, “present sir”.
He surprisingly exclaimed,
“hmmm”. All the students
shouted “absent sir”.
At this moment, he got
confused and said, “Chai”.
Three students immediately
stood up and
said, “which of us sir”.
The teacher became even
more confused and asked,
“what is wrong”?? A student
stood up and answered,” sir, I
am not
wrong. I am called Wong ”
Now the teacher could not
help it but laughed out”
hahaha…… A girl stood up and
answered, “present sir”
The teacher collapsed with
laughter.
I SEE YOU LAUGHING,
SO SHALL YOU LAUGH ALL
THROUGH 2016 WITH
PROSPERITY IN JESUS MIGHTY
NAME. AMEN.

Posted: at 8-03-2016 08:27 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 11:29 AM (9 years ago)
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my God ooh akpos dey speak chines language oh
abeg no cut ur mouth oj
Posted: at 9-03-2016 11:29 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 9-03-2016 10:50 PM (9 years ago)
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AKPOS NO GO KILL PERSON, AKPOS THEY SPEAK CHINKO.
Posted: at 9-03-2016 10:50 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:23 PM (9 years ago)
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Akpors ooooo,,,akpors dan bcum teacher..no b smal tin
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:23 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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