The love letter

Date: 09-03-2016 1:06 am (9 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 9-03-2016 01:06 AM (9 years ago)
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Akpors a graduate of Accounting ,wrote a letter to his GF
Ekaitte
Love letter from an Accountant
In the Journal of my heart,
I have written a Journal Entry,
Debiting my love & crediting my affection,
Now partners, I write this Narration.
Your beauty is the Capital of our
business,
And your eyes are Stock In Trade,
Now let us enter into a Transaction,
Without providing Depreciation.
Your first love I have already indicated
On the Ledger Folio column,
Any way, our relations are based on
Double Entry System.
Our love is Real & Tangible proposals,
Which can be realized,
Interest on the same,
Can be capitalized.
Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,
You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,
Both at the same time,
And so my partner now ,let us Rectify,
All our errors & total the Trial Balance,
Of our affairs & emotions,
Without maintaining any Suspense Account.
And any difference in the Trial Balance,
And In the Balance Sheet of our life.
Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,
If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry
Debtors?
If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry
Creditors?
But if we have a boy & a girl,
Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,
A balance Sheet
And the Auditor will certify thus,
"THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF
LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING AkPORS and
EKAITTE 's life Account
Your dying Accountant in love,
Akpors

Posted: at 9-03-2016 01:06 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 02:21 AM (9 years ago)
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very funny too you bil is the capital of business
Posted: at 9-03-2016 02:21 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 10-03-2016 02:16 AM (9 years ago)
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VERY FUNNY, BUT I JUST THEY WAKA PASS
Posted: at 10-03-2016 02:16 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:44 AM (9 years ago)
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U go fear account letter
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:44 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 11-03-2016 12:17 AM (9 years ago)
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Hahahaha hehehahaheha very very funny 4 dat time wey I read am fresh. Less funny wen I read am as pb4
BT dis 1 don turn 2 pb31, hw u want make I laugh?
U B FOOL
Posted: at 11-03-2016 12:17 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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