A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"
The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"
The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Go ahead!"
14_Inches
Posted: at 30-01-2010 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
federico at 30-01-2010 05:44 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hahahaha....... my joke of the day
Posted: at 30-01-2010 05:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Be aware that Favourtee, diplomatik, divineproject, missobama etc are my girls !!!!! leave them alone. whatever you do to them, that I will surely do to you !!!!!
If you touch their b**bs I will touch yours, if you sag them I will same to you, if you k**s them, same i would to you. I am sure you know the lenght and power of 14_Inches
So leave them alone for me..
14_Inches
Posted: at 2-02-2010 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
coolguys235 at 2-02-2010 04:12 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 2-02-2010 03:22 PM
Coolguy, J2sexy, MrDon, Dguy and other guys,
Be aware that Favourtee, diplomatik, divineproject, missobama etc are my girls !!!!! leave them alone. whatever you do to them, that I will surely do to you !!!!!
If you touch their b**bs I will touch yours, if you sag them I will same to you, if you k**s them, same i would to you. I am sure you know the lenght and power of 14_Inches
So leave them alone for me..
14_Inches
14 14 abeg ...we dey fight?
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero