Married Man

Date: 04-02-2010 2:17 pm (14 years ago) | Author: RoboC
- at 4-02-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
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A married was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions over-came them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around eight PM.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?!" Demanded his wife when he entered the house. The man was suddenly struck with remorse at the way he had betrayed this woman he loved. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary; and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife looked devastated, and glanced down at his shoes. "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

Posted: at 4-02-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- anthonydidioma at 4-02-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Remosely say the truth and the truth shall set you free.lol;
Posted: at 4-02-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- neossha at 4-02-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 4-02-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 4-02-2010 04:10 PM (14 years ago)
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 Kiss

Posted: at 4-02-2010 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jayms at 4-02-2010 04:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Say the truth and put the devil to phyukn shame..... very 9ce 1
Posted: at 4-02-2010 04:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 4-02-2010 04:26 PM (14 years ago)
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smart bastard....
Posted: at 4-02-2010 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 4-02-2010 05:33 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 but ............

Posted: at 4-02-2010 05:33 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 4-02-2010 06:48 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 4-02-2010 06:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 4-02-2010 11:36 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 4-02-2010 11:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 4-02-2010 11:46 PM (14 years ago)
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goli indeed

Posted: at 4-02-2010 11:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 4-02-2010 11:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 4-02-2010 11:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 5-02-2010 12:59 AM (14 years ago)
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see diz b.4

Posted: at 5-02-2010 12:59 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ricalade2 at 5-02-2010 01:37 AM (14 years ago)
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so as everybody else
whts ur point
Posted: at 5-02-2010 01:37 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sahga at 5-02-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Doesnt matter if it was pb4 am seeing for the first time lol
Posted: at 5-02-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ishola1000 at 6-02-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago)
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am seeing it for the first time too
nice one
Posted: at 6-02-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 6-02-2010 12:06 PM (14 years ago)
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tanx u
Posted: at 6-02-2010 12:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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