Biology Test

Date: 04-02-2010 4:11 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it's normal size, and state the conditions."

Mary gasped and said in a huff, "Why, Mr. Baldwin! That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to hear of it when I get home!" She sat down, red-faced.

"Susan, can you tell me the answer?" asked Mr. Baldwin.

"The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions," said Susan.

"Correct. Now Mary, I have three things to say to you.

First, you have not studied your lesson.

Second, you have a dirty mind.

And third, boy are you going to be disappointed in you someday!"


14_Inches

Posted: at 4-02-2010 04:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- KleverC at 4-02-2010 04:22 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-02-2010 04:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-02-2010 04:24 PM (15 years ago)
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and the teacher is already disappoited
Posted: at 4-02-2010 04:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 4-02-2010 07:00 PM (15 years ago)
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good one there
Posted: at 4-02-2010 07:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 4-02-2010 07:02 PM (15 years ago)
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yeah
Posted: at 4-02-2010 07:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetnoxy at 5-02-2010 03:41 AM (15 years ago)
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test of bad mind  Grin
Posted: at 5-02-2010 03:41 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 5-02-2010 10:07 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 5-02-2010 10:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 5-02-2010 11:06 AM (15 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 5-02-2010 11:06 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 5-02-2010 02:39 PM (15 years ago)
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zlol
Posted: at 5-02-2010 02:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 5-02-2010 04:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  4-02-2010 04:24 PM
and the teacher is already disappoited

even self 14_Inches is highly dis-appointed in her !!!

 And if anyone dis-appoints me, is like disappointing God !!!!

14_Inches
Posted: at 5-02-2010 04:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-02-2010 04:23 PM (15 years ago)
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thought otherwise too.... don't be disappointed, it happens...
Posted: at 5-02-2010 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 5-02-2010 07:40 PM (15 years ago)
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ayya
Posted: at 5-02-2010 07:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 5-02-2010 09:39 PM (15 years ago)
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dirty mind 14_inches
Posted: at 5-02-2010 09:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 10-02-2010 09:22 PM (15 years ago)
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meetmeontop,

Can you imagine that?? I am already disappointed !!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 10-02-2010 09:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 10-02-2010 09:45 PM (15 years ago)
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??
Posted: at 10-02-2010 09:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Miss_precious at 10-02-2010 10:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  5-02-2010 04:19 PM
Quote from: MrDon on  4-02-2010 04:24 PM
and the teacher is already disappoited

even self 14_Inches is highly dis-appointed in her !!!

 And if anyone dis-appoints me, is like disappointing God !!!!

14_Inches

hahahahaa..yeah right
Posted: at 10-02-2010 10:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 11-02-2010 01:31 PM (15 years ago)
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ok oo
Posted: at 11-02-2010 01:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 11-10-2010 09:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sweetnoxy on  5-02-2010 03:41 AM
test of bad mind  Grin

Am already disappointed in you !!!

14_Inches
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