> Maximum Security Prison started training a large fly to do
> tricks. For years,
> for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It
> learned to walk across a
> miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on
> a pair of stilts and
> sing songs from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.
>
> "When you and I get out of here,"
> the jailbird said to the fly. "we're going to tour
> the night-spots and make a
> fortune."
>
> Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his
> pocket,
> (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a
> bar to celebrate. At
> the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started
> moon-walking. "What
> about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one
> swift motion, the
> bartender reached for his copy of the local newspaper,
> rolled it up and squished
> the fly with a mighty swipe.
>
> "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender.
> "Damn things are everywhere."
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