Prettyb4eva and her new boyfriend

Date: 26-02-2010 11:34 pm (14 years ago) | Author: tobby oshosanwo
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- at 26-02-2010 11:34 PM (14 years ago)
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A boy and prettyb4eva  meet at a party. They get drunk, start to like each other and leave the party together late in the night heading to the man's house. They make sex all night and fall asleep. Early in the morning prettyb4eva wakes up and realize she is on her period. So she takes all her stuff, get dressed and live the house. When the man wakes up he finds blood all over the bed, his hands... everywhere. He starts looking for prettyb4eva thinking "Oh my god i killed her:O" He runs all over the house trying to find the murder weapon. Finally he gets to the bathroom, looks in the mirror, he sees blood all over his mouth and he starts screaming: Ohh phyuk I ate her!!!!


Posted: at 26-02-2010 11:34 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- just2sexy at 27-02-2010 02:53 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha my joke of the day...

Posted: at 27-02-2010 02:53 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 28-02-2010 06:26 PM (14 years ago)
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poster eh! oh.kay may she kum mo see if nah tru!

Posted: at 28-02-2010 06:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-02-2010 06:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Xter my guy,you don finish the girl na...9ICE TRY!!!
Posted: at 28-02-2010 06:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 28-02-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaah
Posted: at 28-02-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-02-2010 06:59 PM (14 years ago)
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huhuhuhuuh
Posted: at 28-02-2010 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 28-02-2010 10:27 PM (14 years ago)
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guys thanx......after dis im still banging

Posted: at 28-02-2010 10:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 1-03-2010 07:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Grin Grin na wa oo

Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:37 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 1-03-2010 08:20 AM (14 years ago)
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very big wa
Posted: at 1-03-2010 08:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 08:29 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 28-02-2010 06:32 PM
Xter my guy,you don finish the girl na...9ICE TRY!!!

finish me 4 where he just showed how foolish boys are even upto licking a gals *#%#@&

xter i bet dat was 1 of ur numerous escapade u had wit gals,chei ya sori, no wori wit tym u will b perfect  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-03-2010 08:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 1-03-2010 08:38 AM (14 years ago)
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One gud tin wit u is dt u always hav d ryt replies wheneva it is required..... Nonetheless, i feel ur weight, xter.

Posted: at 1-03-2010 08:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 1-03-2010 09:38 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  1-03-2010 08:29 AM
Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 28-02-2010 06:32 PM
Xter my guy,you don finish the girl na...9ICE TRY!!!

finish me 4 where he just showed how foolish boys are even upto licking a gals *#%#@&

xter i bet dat was 1 of ur numerous escapade u had wit gals,chei ya sori, no wori wit tym u will b perfect  Grin Grin Grin Grin
damn! xter..na phyuk up ohh if u really lick...
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 1-03-2010 09:45 AM (14 years ago)
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Ouch

Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 1-03-2010 10:12 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  1-03-2010 09:38 AM
Quote from: prettyb4eva on  1-03-2010 08:29 AM
Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 28-02-2010 06:32 PM
Xter my guy,you don finish the girl na...9ICE TRY!!!

finish me 4 where he just showed how foolish boys are even upto licking a gals *#%#@&

xter i bet dat was 1 of ur numerous escapade u had wit gals,chei ya sori, no wori wit tym u will b perfect  Grin Grin Grin Grin
damn! xter..na phyuk up ohh if u really lick...
Undecided Undecided Undecided
don't know what to say... thiz not what i need to start a new week... am out of here...... Undecided
Posted: at 1-03-2010 10:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 10:28 AM (14 years ago)
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i understand ur predicament kris, just imagine wat am seeing on d 1st day of dis new month and of dis new week
if i start with xter or easther or Easter or east her or Eastern i beg which eva name correction my computer always give me whenever i type his name, all i know is dat if i start will rain both thunder and lighten on him. but i will pity him cos 4 church yesterday our pastor preach 4giveness,cos i prayed dat God should not make me b d hearer alone but also d doer       
Posted: at 1-03-2010 10:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 1-03-2010 12:37 PM (14 years ago)
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D bad guys re back again
Posted: at 1-03-2010 12:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 1-03-2010 01:50 PM (14 years ago)
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real back ooo., but Number i sure say na u be the boy who CHOP pretty.....
Posted: at 1-03-2010 01:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 1-03-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  1-03-2010 01:50 PM
real back ooo., but Number i sure say na u be the boy who CHOP pretty.....
Hei, I swear I never see Pretty all my life
Posted: at 1-03-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ademola78 at 1-03-2010 03:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Ol boy! xter, u crack dis one o.............

But, expect reactions o  Cool
Posted: at 1-03-2010 03:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 03:35 PM (14 years ago)
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>>>>>>>>>>. xter reporting live from npals worldwide

it has been reported and confirmed by CNN dat prettyb4eva has been honeypotless,how? why? dat was the reaction of pple......but it was revealed dat her honeypot has been eaten off by her drunk lover


    lets pray for hrt to grow a new honeypot

Posted: at 1-03-2010 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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