A boy and prettyb4eva meet at a party. They get drunk, start to like each other and leave the party together late in the night heading to the man's house. They make sex all night and fall asleep. Early in the morning prettyb4eva wakes up and realize she is on her period. So she takes all her stuff, get dressed and live the house. When the man wakes up he finds blood all over the bed, his hands... everywhere. He starts looking for prettyb4eva thinking "Oh my god i killed her:O" He runs all over the house trying to find the murder weapon. Finally he gets to the bathroom, looks in the mirror, he sees blood all over his mouth and he starts screaming: Ohh phyuk I ate her!!!!
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 26-02-2010 11:34 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
just2sexy at 27-02-2010 02:53 AM (14 years ago) (m)
hahahaha my joke of the day...
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 27-02-2010 02:53 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 10:28 AM (14 years ago) (f)
i understand ur predicament kris, just imagine wat am seeing on d 1st day of dis new month and of dis new week if i start with xter or easther or Easter or east her or Eastern i beg which eva name correction my computer always give me whenever i type his name, all i know is dat if i start will rain both thunder and lighten on him. but i will pity him cos 4 church yesterday our pastor preach 4giveness,cos i prayed dat God should not make me b d hearer alone but also d doer
Posted: at 1-03-2010 10:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
>>>>>>>>>>. xter reporting live from npals worldwide
it has been reported and confirmed by CNN dat prettyb4eva has been honeypotless,how? why? dat was the reaction of pple......but it was revealed dat her honeypot has been eaten off by her drunk lover
lets pray for hrt to grow a new honeypot
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 1-03-2010 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero