Pineapple! Pineapple!! pineapple!!!

Date: 27-02-2010 5:09 am (15 years ago) | Author: CHRIS DA ORATOR
- at 27-02-2010 05:09 AM (15 years ago)
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3 politicials were sentenced to death for embezoment of federal funds.
wen they all got to heaven,an angel asked them to bring any fruit of their choice, so as to apeace d gods,
the 1st man na igbo man aka ojuku,he quickly brought kolanut ,d angel collected d kolanut and force it inside the ibo man's ear.
the second man na yoroba man aka obj,
he brought orange,d angel also forced the orange inside the yoroba man's ear...
the third man hausa man aka musa,
4 like 20mins they were waiting 4 hausa man to arrive,so the angel asked d igbo man to go fatch d hausa man,d igbo came bak crying.
the angel asked d ibo man, y are you cryin
?ibo said musa is bringing 4 pineapples...

Posted: at 27-02-2010 05:09 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Sheenor at 27-02-2010 08:37 AM (15 years ago)
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rmx.......... u try sha!!
Posted: at 27-02-2010 08:37 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 27-02-2010 09:48 AM (15 years ago)
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O.k
Posted: at 27-02-2010 09:48 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 27-02-2010 10:06 AM (15 years ago)
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remix but u try
Posted: at 27-02-2010 10:06 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 27-02-2010 12:25 PM (15 years ago)
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shit
Posted: at 27-02-2010 12:25 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 27-02-2010 01:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Na so the Igbo man get conscience...E dey sorry for the Hausa idiot shey?
Nice try
Posted: at 27-02-2010 01:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 27-02-2010 01:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 27-02-2010 01:19 PM
Na so the Igbo man get conscience...E dey sorry for the Hausa man?
Nice try
sa idiot shey
Grin Grin ;Dme sef wonder
Posted: at 27-02-2010 01:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 27-02-2010 01:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Neossha watz up...long time no see/written words.
Why you re-scatter my words?
Posted: at 27-02-2010 01:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 27-02-2010 01:58 PM (15 years ago)
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lolz @ money na mistake oooh, no vex
i dey sha...
Posted: at 27-02-2010 01:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 27-02-2010 02:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Ok...no probs since it was an apology from a friend.
You no just bother to say hello,after such a while sef
Posted: at 27-02-2010 02:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 27-02-2010 02:32 PM (15 years ago)
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this room is getting boring, too much remix, brb
Posted: at 27-02-2010 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 27-02-2010 02:35 PM (15 years ago)
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sorry,
u were still in ma mind doe.....
u're talking as if u  bothered 2 say hello all d while tooo.
Posted: at 27-02-2010 02:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 27-02-2010 03:05 PM (15 years ago)
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oh hello darling sweet sugar coffee cup and saucer, i hope frm the very buttom of my healthy and unfilthy mind that u re in the best of not worse condition on this glorified weekend......
Posted: at 27-02-2010 03:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 27-02-2010 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 27-02-2010 02:35 PM
sorry,
u were still in ma mind doe.....
u're talking as if u  bothered 2 say hello all d while tooo.

I too have not been around for a while;If i should logout now
you wouldn't be hearing from me till a month or two due to studies .
But i said hello to you;immediately i saw you
Posted: at 27-02-2010 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- damover at 27-02-2010 03:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 27-02-2010 02:32 PM
this room is getting boring, too much remix, brb
@MrDon, dont worry after REMIX, we go turn to MERIX n after
that we go Come bcome  JOKES MIXER.
Posted: at 27-02-2010 03:31 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 27-02-2010 03:48 PM (15 years ago)
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MIXERS INDEED...LOL....
Posted: at 27-02-2010 03:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 27-02-2010 03:54 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-02-2010 03:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 27-02-2010 06:07 PM (15 years ago)
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lozzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted: at 27-02-2010 06:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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