Mathematics teacher and his wife

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."   

Posted: at 5-03-2010 01:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

funni

Posted: at 5-03-2010 04:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u try

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Posted: at 6-03-2010 12:33 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

i thought as much

Posted: at 6-03-2010 10:25 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

thanks for the encouragement

Posted: at 8-03-2010 08:35 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

good one

Posted: at 8-03-2010 01:47 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

lwkmd???

Posted: at 8-03-2010 02:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thanks guy. my head don dey swell up, more of it to come. i don't know u guys will appreciate my joke to dis level. i say big thanks 2 you all. its a good encouragement for me.

Posted: at 8-03-2010 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

thank u oldbeans

Posted: at 8-03-2010 03:46 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

yes

Posted: at 8-03-2010 03:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming