Little Johnny on a Scavenger Hunt

Date: 09-03-2010 4:25 am (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 9-03-2010 04:25 AM (15 years ago)
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> A woman answered her front door and found Little Johnny

> holding a list.

>

> "Lady," Johnny explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I

> still need

> three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used

> carbon paper

> so I can earn a dollar."

>

> "Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a

> challenging hunt?"

>

> "My babysitter's boyfriend."

Posted: at 9-03-2010 04:25 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- just2sexy at 9-03-2010 09:35 AM (15 years ago)
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i no understand
Posted: at 9-03-2010 09:35 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-03-2010 09:39 AM (15 years ago)
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How small pikin go get boyfriend! You nor dey think?
Posted: at 9-03-2010 09:39 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- abdullove at 9-03-2010 11:01 AM (15 years ago)
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nothin new under d sun.
Posted: at 9-03-2010 11:01 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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