Catholic Coffee Break

Date: 09-03-2010 4:40 pm (15 years ago) | Author: collins smith
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- at 9-03-2010 04:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The 1st Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The 2nd Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The 3rd Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The 4th Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D Bosom , 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."


Posted: at 9-03-2010 04:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- colenzo at 9-03-2010 04:43 PM (15 years ago)
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joking for real am a catholic

Posted: at 9-03-2010 04:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 9-03-2010 05:17 PM (15 years ago)
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and this was posted b4 and women were used instead of the men colenzo
Posted: at 9-03-2010 05:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 9-03-2010 05:43 PM (15 years ago)
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then i used men instead  woman

Posted: at 9-03-2010 05:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 9-03-2010 05:46 PM (15 years ago)
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and that made it a remix
Posted: at 9-03-2010 05:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 9-03-2010 05:57 PM (15 years ago)
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yh

Posted: at 9-03-2010 05:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 9-03-2010 05:57 PM (15 years ago)
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yh

Posted: at 9-03-2010 05:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-03-2010 06:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: colenzo on  9-03-2010 04:40 PM
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The 1st Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The 2nd Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The 3rd Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The 4th Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D Bosom , 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

Colenzo good one! BUT if catholic catch you na NO MERCY! God go understand!

"I case my rest"
Posted: at 9-03-2010 06:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 9-03-2010 06:36 PM (15 years ago)
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thanks pals

Posted: at 9-03-2010 06:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 9-03-2010 06:46 PM (15 years ago)
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okay o... another old story.
Posted: at 9-03-2010 06:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 9-03-2010 06:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  9-03-2010 06:46 PM
okay o... another old story.
OLD STORY FOR OLD PALS KRISTIATUS WHERE HAVE U BEEN just2sexy have been terrorizing people in this forum

Posted: at 9-03-2010 06:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 9-03-2010 06:58 PM (15 years ago)
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you've got a gun with you... don't you think its high time to shoot someone with it?.
Posted: at 9-03-2010 06:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-03-2010 07:00 PM (15 years ago)
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you can say that again and again and an old pal in NP will
never be surprised coz it is J2S normal way of behaving in NP
Posted: at 9-03-2010 07:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-03-2010 07:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  9-03-2010 06:58 PM
you've got a gun with you... don't you think its high time to shoot someone with it?.

yeye dey worry you! LOng time Kris_How body na!
Posted: at 9-03-2010 07:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 9-03-2010 07:07 PM (15 years ago)
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i dey o bros... how your end now?.
Posted: at 9-03-2010 07:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-03-2010 07:11 PM (15 years ago)
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I don't get you quite well BRO!!!
Posted: at 9-03-2010 07:11 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 9-03-2010 08:17 PM (15 years ago)
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soon i will be shooting people here haters watch out

Posted: at 9-03-2010 08:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-03-2010 08:32 PM (15 years ago)
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You can go ahead and start being a murderer for all I care...
Posted: at 9-03-2010 08:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 9-03-2010 08:52 PM (15 years ago)
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moneymoney i never kill anybody yet and u have turn me to a murderer

Posted: at 9-03-2010 08:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-03-2010 08:57 PM (15 years ago)
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you say you wan kill...and you know well that a killer is best known as a MURDERER...and you said you want to be one
Posted: at 9-03-2010 08:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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