an advert

  A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her
   first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another
   woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her
   segxwally, so she put an ad in the classifieds:
   Wanted: A good looking, single guy who won't beat me, won't leave me,
   and is good in bed.

   About a week later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a
   man with no arms and legs on her front porch.
   "I'm here about your ad," he says.
   "You must be mistaken," she says.
   "Let me explain," he says. "I can't beat you, I don't have any arms.
   And I can't run away because I don't have any legs."
   "But," she asks, "How do I know you're good in bed?"
   "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Posted: at 17-03-2010 03:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

fool

Posted: at 17-03-2010 03:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hausa girl no be person

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Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

point of correction d fact that am in kano doesnt mean am an hausa girl, they say if u cant beat them u join them, once in roman u behave like a roman for peace to reign. am not hausa am igala my friend so i would apreciate it if u get that into ur thick skull. insultive? well i don know wat ur talking abt dear, u started it first so y complain?

Posted: at 19-03-2010 01:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac