> emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
>
> Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
>
> The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
>
> The second worm was put into a container of cigarette
> smoke.
>
> The third worm was put into a container of chocolate
> syrup..
>
> The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean
> soil.
>
> At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the
> following results:
>
> The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
> The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
> Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
> Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
>
> So the Minister asked the congregation -
>
> What did you learn from this demonstration?
>
> Old Maxine was sitting in the back smoking a cigarette
> along with a shot of Jack Daniels in her hand, quickly
> raised her other hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke
> and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
>
> That pretty much ended the service.
>
>
>
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