Santa's Disease

Date: 24-03-2010 7:40 pm (15 years ago) | Author: collins smith
- at 24-03-2010 07:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Santa went with his wife on a honeymoon, and they were getting undressed together for the first time.

Santa took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discoloured.

"What happened to your feet? his wife asked"

"I had childhood disease called Tolio"

"Don't you mean Polio?"

"No , Tolio..It only affects the toes" .

Santa then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees..

"What happened to your knees ?" She asked

"Well I had kneesles "

"Don't you mean measels?"

"No, KNEESLES, it only affects the knees"

When he removed his shorts , his wife gasped and said....

"DON'T TELL ME YOU ALSO HAD "SMALLCOX"  !!!!!!!

Posted: at 24-03-2010 07:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 24-03-2010 07:42 PM (15 years ago)
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it only affects the crotch
Posted: at 24-03-2010 07:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 25-03-2010 10:13 AM (15 years ago)
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Or Cork.
Posted: at 25-03-2010 10:13 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 25-03-2010 11:39 AM (15 years ago)
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fun here
Posted: at 25-03-2010 11:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 25-03-2010 04:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Don't tell me you have dickleessssss
Posted: at 25-03-2010 04:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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