![-]( "mazi") mazi at 28-03-2010 11:05 PM (15 years ago)  (m) A 20yrs old girl was brought to the hospital today and from the history taking,it was learnt that she has not urinate for d past 31hrs..But after she has undergone an x-ray,a broken piece of bananna was discovered in her honeypot...Now the question is,how did this bananna get in there?...
wot is wrong wit u?
how can a 20yr old woman not urinate for 31yrs?...damnmit!!! U are really showing Ur old age ....So u cant read again??? wt hs 31 HRS gt to do wit YRS??  | Posted: at 28-03-2010 11:05 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "akjasper") akjasper at 28-03-2010 11:24 PM (15 years ago) (m) Better ote nkwu ! | Posted: at 28-03-2010 11:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mazi") mazi at 28-03-2010 11:35 PM (15 years ago) (m) Better ote nkwu !
chineke mee.... 
honestly...na ota garri i go infect u wit if u dnt take time. | Posted: at 28-03-2010 11:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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Igbo's
I will never fade and I will never blend....not here to be ur friend or enemy, i say what i ave to say & i'll be out as soon as i'm done, not hard to find & not here to keep i'm the beauty that you can never sight asleep!  | Posted: at 28-03-2010 11:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mazi") mazi at 28-03-2010 11:43 PM (15 years ago) (m) u kalabari... | Posted: at 28-03-2010 11:43 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "akjasper") akjasper at 28-03-2010 11:50 PM (15 years ago) (m) Better ote nkwu !
chineke mee....
honestly...na ota garri i go infect u wit if u dnt take time.Haha....always shooting rubber bullets ...! | Posted: at 28-03-2010 11:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mazi") mazi at 28-03-2010 11:56 PM (15 years ago) (m) rubber bullets these days r very lethal | Posted: at 28-03-2010 11:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "akjasper") akjasper at 29-03-2010 12:01 AM (15 years ago) (m) In Ur dream? | Posted: at 29-03-2010 12:01 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mazi") mazi at 29-03-2010 12:09 AM (15 years ago) (m) nope....in ma Oracle power....lol
nd itz spiritual.....ona ga n'ikuku! | Posted: at 29-03-2010 12:09 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "akjasper") akjasper at 29-03-2010 12:22 AM (15 years ago) (m) I wll turn you to dis man in the streets of whrever u are !  | Posted: at 29-03-2010 12:22 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mazi") mazi at 29-03-2010 12:25 AM (15 years ago) (m) hehehehehe....na bobo he be na | Posted: at 29-03-2010 12:25 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "akjasper") akjasper at 29-03-2010 12:33 AM (15 years ago) (m) So get ready to be like him anytime soon Cos dats wt u deserve ! | Posted: at 29-03-2010 12:33 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mazi") mazi at 29-03-2010 12:38 AM (15 years ago) (m) d bobo dressed corporate na.... | Posted: at 29-03-2010 12:38 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "akjasper") akjasper at 29-03-2010 12:54 AM (15 years ago) (m) i c, wat a nice dressing wit his tea kettle ! | Posted: at 29-03-2010 12:54 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mazi") mazi at 29-03-2010 12:57 AM (15 years ago) (m) water 4 prayer na | Posted: at 29-03-2010 12:57 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "akjasper") akjasper at 29-03-2010 12:58 AM (15 years ago) (m) See you wandering abt streets of london soonest ! | Posted: at 29-03-2010 12:58 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mazi") mazi at 29-03-2010 01:00 AM (15 years ago) (m) preaching nd praying......!!!!
ma calling na... | Posted: at 29-03-2010 01:00 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "akjasper") akjasper at 29-03-2010 01:05 AM (15 years ago) (m) So why wasting Ur time on NP ?? | Posted: at 29-03-2010 01:05 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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the girl was helping herself out with the banana...... | Posted: at 29-03-2010 10:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Mercies") Mercies at 29-03-2010 04:38 PM (15 years ago) (f) May God have mercy on you with all your posts. Virgin indeed and all you are interested in is sex, sex and sex | Posted: at 29-03-2010 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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