> crewman gave the
> G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts,
> emergency
> exits, etc.
>
> Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while
> your
> captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to
> Afghanistan '
>
> An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
> 'Did I hear
> her right? Is the captain a woman? '
>
> When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you
> right? Is the
> captain a woman?'
>
> 'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is
> female.'
>
> 'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and
> sodas. I don't
> know what to think with only women up there in the
> cockpit.'
>
> 'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We
> No Longer
> Call It The Cockpit'
>
> 'It's The Box Office..'
>
> Quote of the day:
>
> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make
> greater.
>
> She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
>
> So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of
> shit.'
>
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