Lawyers

Date: 29-03-2010 6:17 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Caleb G
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- at 29-03-2010 06:17 PM (15 years ago)
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One evening, after attending a Rave, two gentlemen were walking down the Moi Avenue, Nairobi, when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give Ksh2500.00 to spend the night with that woman."
Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard the remark, turned around, and replied, "I'll take you up on that offer.” She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding his companion good night, the man accompanied the young lady to her apartment.

The following morning the man presented her with Ksh1250.00 as he prepared to leave. She demanded the rest of the money, stating "If you don't give me the other Ksh1250.00, I'll sue you for it." He laughed, saying "I'd like to see you get it on these grounds."

Within a few days, he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case. His lawyer said "She can't possibly get a judgment against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how her case will be presented."

After the usual preliminaries, the lady's lawyer addressed the court as follows:

"Your honor, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot, surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery, which property she agreed to rent to the defendant for a specified length of time for the sum of Ksh2500.00. The defendant took possession of the property, used it extensively for the purposes for which it was rented, but upon evacuating the premises, he paid only Ksh1250.00, one-half of the amount agreed upon. The rent was not excessive, since it is restricted property, and we ask judgment be granted against the defendant to assure payment of the balance."

The defendant's lawyer was impressed and amused by the way his opponent had presented the case. His defense therefore was somewhat different from the way he originally planned to present it.

"Your honor," he said, "my client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property, which he did rent such property for a time, and a degree of pleasure was derived from t he transaction. However, my client found a well on the property around which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labor performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were sufficient to offset the unpaid amount, and that the plaintiff was adequately compensated for the rental of said property. We, therefore, ask that judgment not be granted."

The young lady's lawyer answered thus:

"Your honor, my client agrees that the defendant did find a well on her property. However, had the defendant not known that the well existed; he would never have rented the property. Also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft, and took the pump with him. In doing so, he not only dragged the equipment through the shrubbery, but left the hole much larger than it was prior to his occupancy, making the property much less desirable to others. We, therefore, ask that judgment be granted."

In the Judge's decision, he provided for two options:

"Pay the Ksh1250.00 or have the equipment detached and provided to the plaintiff for damages."

The defendant wrote a cheque immediately!


Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- blesyn003 at 29-03-2010 06:35 PM (15 years ago)
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toooooooooooooooooooooooo long, i need my spetacle 2 read dis
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 29-03-2010 06:44 PM (15 years ago)
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toooooooooooooo  long cann't read 2
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 29-03-2010 06:51 PM (15 years ago)
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ORDERRRRRRRRRRRRR  .....oya make una read am now Grin Grin

Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 29-03-2010 06:57 PM (15 years ago)
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who go read am? or you
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 29-03-2010 06:58 PM (15 years ago)
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i don read ...make i interpret am

Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bazemaster at 30-03-2010 01:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Long write up

Posted: at 30-03-2010 01:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 31-03-2010 01:38 PM (15 years ago)
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i jst finish my literature claz nw.. nw u want make i read another long story
Posted: at 31-03-2010 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 2-04-2010 01:55 PM (15 years ago)
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yes na

Posted: at 2-04-2010 01:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 2-04-2010 08:01 PM (15 years ago)
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long...but I manage finish am
Posted: at 2-04-2010 08:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 2-04-2010 08:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Making sense joooo!
Posted: at 2-04-2010 08:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 2-04-2010 09:05 PM (15 years ago)
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nice and funny

Posted: at 2-04-2010 09:05 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- omooba4real at 3-04-2010 05:47 AM (15 years ago)
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toooooooooooo long and dry
Posted: at 3-04-2010 05:47 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 3-04-2010 08:13 AM (15 years ago)
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long sha but not dry

Posted: at 3-04-2010 08:13 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- vantheo at 3-04-2010 08:20 AM (15 years ago)
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Hehehe make sense

Posted: at 3-04-2010 08:20 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- nickyvil at 3-04-2010 08:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 3-04-2010 08:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 3-04-2010 09:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: omooba4real on  3-04-2010 05:47 AM
toooooooooooo long and dry

OLODO! Just tell us that u don't get the joke
Posted: at 3-04-2010 09:32 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- alipanks at 3-04-2010 10:07 AM (15 years ago)
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Funny.but?
Posted: at 3-04-2010 10:07 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bazemaster at 3-04-2010 12:08 PM (15 years ago)
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passing

Posted: at 3-04-2010 12:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 3-04-2010 01:35 PM (15 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 3-04-2010 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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