What does it tell you?

Date: 30-03-2010 7:18 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 30-03-2010 07:18 PM (15 years ago)
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 One time the great British detective, Sherlock Holmes and his very knowledgeable partner, Dr. Watson
went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and some quiet time, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars".

Holmes asked, “What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
 Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
 Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
 Theologically, I can see that God is omnipotent, and that we are small and insignificant.
 Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”

Then, realistically speaking, Watson asked: "What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you meat head. Someone has stolen our tent !!!!."


14_Inches
 

Posted: at 30-03-2010 07:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 30-03-2010 07:29 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 30-03-2010 07:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 30-03-2010 07:31 PM (15 years ago)
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that is a movie on the cinema now

Posted: at 30-03-2010 07:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-03-2010 07:33 PM (15 years ago)
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which movie?

Posted: at 30-03-2010 07:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 31-03-2010 07:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Realistically speaking, some guys are crazy on this forum.

They are making this forum boring and lots of guys have lready gone to places like facebook and others.


Some guys are here to criticise others. This is not good.

Whoever owns this site should warn them or dis-able their account...

14_Inches
Posted: at 31-03-2010 07:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- itmomoh at 1-04-2010 09:41 AM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 1-04-2010 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 1-04-2010 07:57 PM (15 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 1-04-2010 07:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-04-2010 08:07 PM (15 years ago)
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very funny

Posted: at 1-04-2010 08:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 2-04-2010 10:40 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 2-04-2010 10:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 2-04-2010 01:43 PM (15 years ago)
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funny

Posted: at 2-04-2010 01:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 2-04-2010 08:04 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 2-04-2010 08:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 2-04-2010 08:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Kinda creative. Don't listen to what anyone says in this forum aiight. Its not worth it
Posted: at 2-04-2010 08:21 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 2-04-2010 11:30 PM (15 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 2-04-2010 11:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Seyolat at 3-04-2010 12:15 AM (15 years ago)
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confirmed meat head!!  Angry
Posted: at 3-04-2010 12:15 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bazemaster at 3-04-2010 12:55 PM (15 years ago)
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I see

Posted: at 3-04-2010 12:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 3-04-2010 01:18 PM (15 years ago)
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u c

Posted: at 3-04-2010 01:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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