>
> A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the
> aisles..
>
> The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help
> him.
>
> He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his
> wife..
>
> She directs him down the correct aisle.
>
> A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
> and a ball of string on the counter.
>
> She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for
> some tampons for your wife?
>
> He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
> wife to the store
> to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a
> tin of tobacco
> and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much
> cheaper.
> So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... so does
> she.
>
> (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
>
>
>
>
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