"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not any time soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you".
> NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
So they opened the envelope and in it was a bottle with a red potion. The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first."
So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they did get 5 years younger. Years passed and the daughter returned home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young. The daughter was delighted and asked about her father. "Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and
beautiful so he drank the whole bottle." "So where is he?" "Oh, that's him I have on my back!!!"
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