A really bad day

Date: 08-05-2010 2:18 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Theodore
- at 8-05-2010 02:18 PM (15 years ago)
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."


Posted: at 8-05-2010 02:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- Health0007 at 8-05-2010 05:03 PM (15 years ago)
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it is not new,have read it b4 at naija pals
Posted: at 8-05-2010 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 8-05-2010 05:08 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha.....Poison indeed,,,Hohohoihoi
Posted: at 8-05-2010 05:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 8-05-2010 06:14 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 8-05-2010 06:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 8-05-2010 06:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Na wa...see innocent death
Posted: at 8-05-2010 06:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- sabiti at 9-05-2010 11:33 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmm...old joke
Posted: at 9-05-2010 11:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DioLugard at 12-05-2010 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
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now, this is funny enough.
Posted: at 12-05-2010 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- stranz at 12-05-2010 05:20 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one,keep it up
Posted: at 12-05-2010 05:20 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- obainosicily at 14-05-2010 04:57 PM (14 years ago)
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this is really funny
Posted: at 14-05-2010 04:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-05-2010 05:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Explicitly funny!
Posted: at 14-05-2010 05:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- blesyn003 at 14-05-2010 05:59 PM (14 years ago)
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crossing
Posted: at 14-05-2010 05:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-05-2010 06:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Look road cross O! your new found english i guess
Posted: at 14-05-2010 06:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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