Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries

Date: 19-05-2010 10:01 am (14 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
- at 19-05-2010 10:01 AM (14 years ago)
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"


Posted: at 19-05-2010 10:01 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- 4kasibe247 at 19-05-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? but y e no come go out again...hmm, e see d wife father with shotgun 4 dream dey chase am Cool
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 19-05-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice one although it's been posted b100

Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damover at 20-05-2010 05:39 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 but still funny.
Posted: at 20-05-2010 05:39 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 20-05-2010 06:35 AM (14 years ago)
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old story
Posted: at 20-05-2010 06:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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