My friend was like, 'I went out with this guy, and he wanted to sleep with me after five dates.' And I was like, 'No, he wanted to sleep with you after one date. He thought he might have a chance after five. He probably wanted to sleep with you after zero dates, but he thought a trip to Applebee's might grease the wheels a little.'
Posted: at 16-07-2010 10:10 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
bittersweet at 16-07-2010 10:35 AM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: temimicheal on 16-07-2010 10:10 AM
My friend was like, 'I went out with this guy, and he wanted to sleep with me after five dates.' And I was like, 'No, he wanted to sleep with you after one date. He thought he might have a chance after five. He probably wanted to sleep with you after zero dates, but he thought a trip to Applebee's might grease the wheels a little.'
ok,men have dirty minds! Anything else new?
Live and let live!
Posted: at 16-07-2010 10:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
diplomatik at 16-07-2010 01:50 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: temimicheal on 16-07-2010 10:10 AM
My friend was like, 'I went out with this guy, and he wanted to sleep with me after five dates.' And I was like, 'No, he wanted to sleep with you after one date. He thought he might have a chance after five. He probably wanted to sleep with you after zero dates, but he thought a trip to Applebee's might grease the wheels a little.'
and i was like this is totally stupid
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
Posted: at 16-07-2010 01:50 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
PreetyInstinct at 16-07-2010 04:41 PM (14 years ago) (f)
(I don't mean 2 do this but)
And i'm like how is dat any of ur business?
I will never fade and I will never blend....not here to be ur friend or enemy, i say what i ave to say & i'll be out as soon as i'm done, not hard to find & not here to keep i'm the beauty that you can never sight asleep!
Posted: at 16-07-2010 04:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
My friend was like, 'I went out with this guy, and he wanted to sleep with me after five dates.' And I was like, 'No, he wanted to sleep with you after one date. He thought he might have a chance after five. He probably wanted to sleep with you after zero dates, but he thought a trip to Applebee's might grease the wheels a little.'
ok,men have dirty minds! Anything else new?
*SMH*
WHEN YU DIE YU TAKE NOTHING WITH YU, SO PLS PUT A SMILE ON YUR NEIGHBOR'S FACE
Posted: at 16-07-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
divineproject at 16-07-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago) (f)
ok.........you are actually telling us that all guys wanna sleep with ladies they go out with even on the first date?.........right?.......ok, am gonna be on my guard whenever.....thanks for the info!
A LITTLE HELP HERE; A LITTLE HELP THERE, MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!
Posted: at 16-07-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
My friend was like, 'I went out with this guy, and he wanted to sleep with me after five dates.' And I was like, 'No, he wanted to sleep with you after one date. He thought he might have a chance after five. He probably wanted to sleep with you after zero dates, but he thought a trip to Applebee's might grease the wheels a little.'
so wot did u end up saying?
Posted: at 17-07-2010 12:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
bittersweet at 17-07-2010 09:14 AM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Kennee on 16-07-2010 04:49 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 16-07-2010 10:35 AM
Quote from: temimicheal on 16-07-2010 10:10 AM
My friend was like, 'I went out with this guy, and he wanted to sleep with me after five dates.' And I was like, 'No, he wanted to sleep with you after one date. He thought he might have a chance after five. He probably wanted to sleep with you after zero dates, but he thought a trip to Applebee's might grease the wheels a little.'
ok,men have dirty minds! Anything else new?
*SMH*
Like what?
Live and let live!
Posted: at 17-07-2010 09:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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