REPLY TO EX-FIANCES LETTER

Date: 19-07-2010 2:37 am (14 years ago) | Author: Joey
- at 19-07-2010 02:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Dear Belinda,

I'm eternally grateful for the love you showed me by calling off the engagement on the nick of time. Who wants to share half 100million naira with someone he just married 2 weeks ago?
Na insomnia dey do you. I strongly suggest you see a good doctor. You can keep the house- the rent is due in 3 months anyways.

I bought a new place in South of France. Did you know winning the lottery comes with about 152 love letters a day! Good thing you called off our engagement, that would have greatly reduced my chances to live life to the fullest- just like my new friend Tiger Woods, I don't need a nagging wife constantly reminding me I'm married and threatening a divorce each time she sees a new naked picture on my Blackberry!

Have fun, I was South Africa to see the World Cup finals. I would have invited you, but that again would have ruined my chances to get laid by a S.A girl besides you hate vuvuzelas and all that noise gives you a headache so I wouldn't have even gotten laid at all!

Your best-ex,
John.xxxxooooxxxx

P.S---enclosed is a picture of me and the current Miss South Africa and a cheque for 500naira for u to but a frame for it

Posted: at 19-07-2010 02:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- onyiis at 19-07-2010 11:17 AM (14 years ago)
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makes no sense
Posted: at 19-07-2010 11:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bhl72 at 19-07-2010 12:29 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 19-07-2010 12:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 19-07-2010 01:32 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-07-2010 01:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyiis at 19-07-2010 01:33 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 19-07-2010 01:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 19-07-2010 11:39 PM (14 years ago)
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make up ur mind onyiis
Posted: at 19-07-2010 11:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 20-07-2010 11:48 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onyiis on 19-07-2010 11:17 AM
makes no sense
thank God i didnt read it
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:48 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 20-07-2010 11:50 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 19-07-2010 11:39 PM
make up ur mind onyiis


........on what ?
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:50 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- esonu at 20-07-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onyiis on 20-07-2010 11:50 AM
Quote from: brizio on 19-07-2010 11:39 PM
make up ur mind onyiis


........on what ?
heheheheheeh on de toasting love letter he wrote to u
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 20-07-2010 11:56 AM (14 years ago)
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@ esonu o gbakwa aka !! o buru ogwu ya so kwa ya !!
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:56 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- esonu at 20-07-2010 12:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onyiis on 20-07-2010 11:56 AM
@ esonu o gbakwa aka !! o buru ogwu ya so kwa ya !!
mbanu..chukwu agahi ekwe ka orela ya
Posted: at 20-07-2010 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 20-07-2010 01:39 PM (14 years ago)
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amen !!!!!
Posted: at 20-07-2010 01:39 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- esonu at 20-07-2010 01:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh??
Posted: at 20-07-2010 01:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 21-07-2010 01:51 AM (14 years ago)
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una just dey find person mouth....provocateurs
Posted: at 21-07-2010 01:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexylion at 21-07-2010 05:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Try another leg
Posted: at 21-07-2010 05:22 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Mckandi at 21-07-2010 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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u dont have any thing to say.........
Posted: at 21-07-2010 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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