English kills

Date: 03-08-2010 6:36 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Kenny Lee
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- at 3-08-2010 06:36 PM (14 years ago)
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For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all
those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently  what kills you.

Posted: at 3-08-2010 06:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- sexylion at 3-08-2010 08:07 PM (14 years ago)
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U rely dont know what to write
Posted: at 3-08-2010 08:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 3-08-2010 09:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh? another mental case in the house, some one should please call the house shrink>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 3-08-2010 09:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 4-08-2010 12:38 AM (14 years ago)
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u try..

Posted: at 4-08-2010 12:38 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 4-08-2010 02:02 AM (14 years ago)
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just2sexy ur problem be say u too like food...
Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 4-08-2010 03:13 AM (14 years ago)
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kolo

Posted: at 4-08-2010 03:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 4-08-2010 09:47 AM (14 years ago)
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rubbish

Posted: at 4-08-2010 09:47 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 4-08-2010 10:52 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  3-08-2010 09:09 PM
Huh? another mental case in the house, some one should please call the house shrink>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2010 10:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- loveable_ud at 4-08-2010 10:54 AM (14 years ago)
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 It makes no sense!
Posted: at 4-08-2010 10:54 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- frenzeecool_08 at 4-08-2010 11:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Makes more sense than you guys
Posted: at 4-08-2010 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bestlove53 at 4-08-2010 01:39 PM (14 years ago)
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dis na anoda mental case. i beg go sleep jo
Posted: at 4-08-2010 01:39 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- esonu at 4-08-2010 01:45 PM (14 years ago)
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this one na nonsense

Posted: at 4-08-2010 01:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- frenzeecool_08 at 4-08-2010 02:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Which one concern u gus with another man's language wey una won kill yaself on top am self. Are u guys English or Americans? I no talk sey na yoruba or hausa or igbo dey kill
Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sydneyiyke at 4-08-2010 04:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on  4-08-2010 02:46 PM
Which one concern u gus with another man's language wey una won kill yaself on top am self. Are u guys English or Americans? I no talk sey na yoruba or hausa or igbo dey kill

sorry 4 the shredding NPs.. hope u've learnt ur lessons.. don post craps here..
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 4-08-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on  4-08-2010 11:47 AM
Makes more sense than you guys
Grin Grin Grin
now you're speaking english....
remember, it kills... Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 4-08-2010 06:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sydneyiyke on  4-08-2010 04:08 PM
Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on  4-08-2010 02:46 PM
Which one concern u gus with another man's language wey una won kill yaself on top am self. Are u guys English or Americans? I no talk sey na yoruba or hausa or igbo dey kill

sorry 4 the shredding NPs.. hope u've learnt ur lessons.. don post craps here..
chinekenna... Grin
chieee... una go kill me with lafta... Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2010 06:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Regenesis at 4-08-2010 08:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 4-08-2010 08:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 5-08-2010 12:52 AM (14 years ago)
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regenesis who slap u??
Posted: at 5-08-2010 12:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Regenesis at 5-08-2010 04:29 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  5-08-2010 12:52 AM
regenesis who slap u??

Huh?


Posted: at 5-08-2010 04:29 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Square4u at 5-08-2010 10:11 AM (14 years ago)
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It's your right to browse free get all ur free browsing at
http://cheatbox.muf.mobi
Posted: at 5-08-2010 10:11 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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