My Rules for Marriage

Date: 04-08-2010 11:40 am (14 years ago) | Author: Mike Ben
- at 4-08-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."

Posted: at 4-08-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- esonu at 4-08-2010 01:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: mikeben on  4-08-2010 11:40 AM
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."
funny but u know what?, i just posted this 2days ago..is just dat u changed de subject and use some different words
Posted: at 4-08-2010 01:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sydneyiyke at 4-08-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one... tit 4 tat..but no wives of us wuld do dat... abi guys?
Posted: at 4-08-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 4-08-2010 09:01 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 4-08-2010 09:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 5-08-2010 12:30 AM (14 years ago)
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8time b4
Posted: at 5-08-2010 12:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 5-08-2010 04:19 PM (14 years ago)
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passed
Posted: at 5-08-2010 04:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 5-08-2010 06:47 PM (14 years ago)
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quick quick
Posted: at 5-08-2010 06:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-08-2010 07:54 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehehehe....
OMG... hehehehehe
Posted: at 5-08-2010 07:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 5-08-2010 10:19 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 5-08-2010 10:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexy_error at 6-08-2010 09:49 AM (14 years ago)
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still funy
Posted: at 6-08-2010 09:49 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- esonu at 9-08-2010 07:37 PM (14 years ago)
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted: at 9-08-2010 07:37 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 10-08-2010 07:54 AM (14 years ago)
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heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!! so whose rules is better ?
Posted: at 10-08-2010 07:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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