The Funniest Impossibilities -- (Page 38)

i hate to eat

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Posted: at 19-03-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

i am Fashola

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Posted: at 20-03-2009 08:51 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I AM THE PRESIDENT OF NAIJA

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Posted: at 20-03-2009 02:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

u people cant belive what i see ooo.1 day i have no chop in the house so i say...let me go and hunt some bush meet...so as i go to bush i dey waka small small something just fall on my head na correct bush meet ooo na big eagle just fal it on me ooo...i was very happy i run home to cook am when i dont clean the meet na u know what i see???3 big diamonds inside the thing stomack oooo
hey not be small thin oooo i just shout na God bless be this....so since then i dey go bush every day maybe i go find luck like this again.......

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Posted: at 21-03-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

HEEEEEEEEEY TOKS-E DONT THIEF MY DIAMONDS

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Posted: at 22-03-2009 11:05 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

NA LIE, LIE I NEDE BORROW U!!!!I HAVE TO GO TO HOLLAND TO SEL THEM TOMORROW GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!!!

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Posted: at 22-03-2009 11:12 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

HEYYYY WHICH KIND THING BE THIS OOO I GO REPORT U TO 50 CENT THE DIAMONDS FOR HIM NA HE WANTS TO BUY AM

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Posted: at 22-03-2009 11:15 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

ITS BETTER IF U BRING IT BACK NOT BE ME TROW THEM, NA U...U HAVE TO STAND FRONT OF 50 IF U NOT GONNA FIND THEM

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Posted: at 22-03-2009 11:19 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

ME I NEDE SORRY FOR U OOO,GO AND FIND THEM NOW!!!!!!!!50 WILL CUT OF YOUR LEGS SELF...

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Posted: at 22-03-2009 11:28 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

HEY NA MY GOOD HEART WILL KILL ME ONE DAY...OK WHERE DID U TROW THEM?

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Posted: at 22-03-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Hero