a emeka went to a resturant to eat a plate of food with no meat, he was served and he started eating and some girls came in the resturant while emeka was almost through with the food then he take a tooth pick to claim big boy, so he went to the canter to pay and the woman there see him with toothpick and charge him 100 naira which is for a complete plate he get shock but could not argue because he want to maintain his big boy coz of the girls there and he got only 100 naira with him and he need to take a taxi home. emeka just deep hand in his pocket and pay with the last 100 naira in his pocket and went out of the resturant so he start to reason how he will get home and is getting late in the night emeka think how he will make it to the house but no way fortunately for him a taxi was passing by emeka flash the taxi down and got in and drive when it was getting close to the house guy man was think how he will settle the taxi driver but no way so they got close to cemetary he ask the taxi to stop for him to go and get the money in his house and the taxi stopped emeka came down and go str8 to the cemetary so the drive was scared that he was driving a ghost and immidiately drive of , so the guy man saw that he have scare the taxi driver away start smiling all of a sudden he saw a guy that dress coperate sitting on a grave with much laughter , so the guy man went to the guy in coperate dress and ask him what is funny so the guy in co operate answer him saying that what you did now remind me of what i was doing when i was alive so the guy man say wait do you mean you are dead ? the guy answer yes so the guy man got a big head and ran away
Posted: at 5-08-2010 06:39 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Bazemaster at 7-08-2010 01:24 PM (13 years ago) (m)
I don watch the film
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Posted: at 7-08-2010 01:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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