FUNNY LANGUAGES

Date: 07-10-2008 12:23 pm (16 years ago) | Author: real good
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- at 7-10-2008 12:23 PM (16 years ago)
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Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?


1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat??   Human??

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??


Well, get back to WORK now!!

 

 

Posted: at 7-10-2008 12:23 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- philomena87 at 7-10-2008 01:35 PM (16 years ago)
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i beg i no get talk ... for tat ..
Posted: at 7-10-2008 01:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- realgood at 8-10-2008 12:29 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: philomena87 on  7-10-2008 01:35 PM
i beg i no get talk ... for tat ..
not for u to comment  bt to read
thankz
Posted: at 8-10-2008 12:29 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Dguy at 8-10-2008 12:31 PM (16 years ago)
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lol - monkey no fine but mama like am
Posted: at 8-10-2008 12:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummynwa at 8-10-2008 12:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Some Guys r so stupid in dat wen a girl first show there feelings. they take her to be so cheep
Posted: at 8-10-2008 12:46 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- blackberryPearl at 8-10-2008 01:00 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: realgood on  7-10-2008 12:23 PM
Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?


1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat??   Human??

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??


Well, get back to WORK now!!

 

 


i love it
Posted: at 8-10-2008 01:00 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- philomena87 at 8-10-2008 01:37 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: realgood on  8-10-2008 12:29 PM
Quote from: philomena87 on  7-10-2008 01:35 PM
i beg i no get talk ... for tat ..
not for u to comment  bt to read
thankz

a mam  Grin
Posted: at 8-10-2008 01:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 8-10-2008 01:38 PM (16 years ago)
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a man
hehehehehe
Posted: at 8-10-2008 01:38 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- macgreat at 8-10-2008 01:42 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: chummynwa on  8-10-2008 12:46 PM
Some Guys r so stupid in dat wen a girl first show there feelings. they take her to be so cheep

You don enter wrong house Cheesy
Posted: at 8-10-2008 01:42 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- blackberryPearl at 8-10-2008 01:49 PM (16 years ago)
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yup
Posted: at 8-10-2008 01:49 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- prencess at 8-10-2008 02:17 PM (16 years ago)
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double crossing
Posted: at 8-10-2008 02:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akjasper at 8-10-2008 02:19 PM (16 years ago)
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flying by..............
Posted: at 8-10-2008 02:19 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- fjoeaug at 15-10-2008 05:17 PM (16 years ago)
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strolling by
Posted: at 15-10-2008 05:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ihuoma at 15-10-2008 10:22 PM (16 years ago)
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This is one of my favorites:

If a store is open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the door??
Posted: at 15-10-2008 10:22 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kennee at 15-10-2008 10:26 PM (16 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 15-10-2008 10:26 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zie85er at 15-10-2008 10:31 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: dguy on  8-10-2008 12:31 PM
lol - monkey no fine but mama like am
lmaorotf.......so realgood is now a monkey abi...
Posted: at 15-10-2008 10:31 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Kennee at 15-10-2008 10:44 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: zie85er on 15-10-2008 10:31 PM
Quote from: dguy on  8-10-2008 12:31 PM
lol - monkey no fine but mama like am
lmaorotf.......so realgood is now a monkey abi...

Actually he was Referrin to himself  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 15-10-2008 10:44 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zie85er at 15-10-2008 10:52 PM (16 years ago)
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ha!!! me hand no dey o!
Posted: at 15-10-2008 10:52 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- osituga at 16-10-2008 12:07 AM (16 years ago)
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Really?
Posted: at 16-10-2008 12:07 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Kennee at 16-10-2008 12:24 AM (16 years ago)
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heheheheheheeheeheeheeheeheehee
Posted: at 16-10-2008 12:24 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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