GORILLA CONTROL

Date: 07-10-2008 8:26 pm (16 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
- at 7-10-2008 08:26 PM (16 years ago)
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A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a big stick, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
''Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this stick until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's disabled.''
''Great,'' says the man. ''But what's the gun for?''
''In case I fall down instead of the gorilla - shoot the dog.''

Posted: at 7-10-2008 08:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- frenzeecool_08 at 8-10-2008 07:16 PM (16 years ago)
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the guy fear fera for his dear life
Posted: at 8-10-2008 07:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abbybabe at 9-10-2008 02:36 PM (16 years ago)
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llol
Posted: at 9-10-2008 02:36 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 16-11-2009 10:34 PM (15 years ago)
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run 4 ur lyf.
Posted: at 16-11-2009 10:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 16-11-2009 10:38 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahaha
Posted: at 16-11-2009 10:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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