There was a man who ha work all his Life,had saved all his money,
And was a real miser, when it came to his money.
Just before he died, He said to his wife.........'when i die,i want you to take all my money and put it the casket with me.
I want to take my money after life with me.
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart, that when he died, she would put all the money into the casket with him.
WELL HE DIED.......LATER
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there-dressed in black and her friend was sitting next to her,
When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertaker got ready to close the casket, The wife said
' 'Wait just a minute'
She had a small metal box with he; she came over with the box and and put it in the casket.
Then the undertaker locked the casket down and rolled it away.
So her friends said, 'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money there with your husband.'
The loyal wife said, Listen i am a christian;
I can not go back on my word, i promise him that am going to put all that money into the casket with him.'
Dont tell me you put all that money in the casket with me!?!?!?!?'
'I sure i did said the wife,'........
'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check..........
If he can cash it, then he can spent it.'
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....Make i no laugh again?.....Abeg to laugh good, you hear.....i no sabi tight face. 
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