your galfriend is ugly,when

Date: 09-09-2010 1:47 pm (14 years ago) | Author: chima Anthony Nwaohia
- at 9-09-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Your girlfriend is ugly when...

    (1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.

    (2) As a baby, she had to be Bosom -fed by the family dog.

    (3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.

    (4) She scares the animals at the zoo.

    (5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

    (6) She makes onions cry.

    (7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

    (Cool Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

    (9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

    (10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.

Posted: at 9-09-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- dinho4lyf at 10-09-2010 02:36 AM (14 years ago)
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CAN'T JST STOP LAFIN
Posted: at 10-09-2010 02:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 10-09-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 10-09-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 10-09-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 10-09-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 10-09-2010 03:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Very funny
Posted: at 10-09-2010 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 10-09-2010 10:53 PM (14 years ago)
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tyt
Posted: at 10-09-2010 10:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 11-09-2010 02:01 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 11-09-2010 02:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 11-09-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-09-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyiis at 12-09-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheheeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 12-09-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kutim456 at 12-09-2010 07:50 PM (14 years ago)
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I HOPE UR GALFRIEND HAS ALL THIS FEATURE IN HER.................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE WILL MAKE A VERY GUD WIFE FOR U.
Posted: at 12-09-2010 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- uwa67 at 12-09-2010 08:34 PM (14 years ago)
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every funy i forgot to laugh
Posted: at 12-09-2010 08:34 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- brizio at 12-09-2010 11:47 PM (14 years ago)
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nos 1 & 9 cracked me up
Posted: at 12-09-2010 11:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-09-2010 11:10 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahaha.. Lips Sealed
Posted: at 13-09-2010 11:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chimaicon at 13-09-2010 01:14 PM (14 years ago)
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@kutim,wit ur name and pix i tink u fit the bill.
Posted: at 13-09-2010 01:14 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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