1980's letter

Mite be a old one, but i'll stil share it

How many of this kind did you write in your days (secondary school days)?

The guy writes,


Dear Sugar
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you because you are too sweet a thing for them.
Yourz Ever,
Sugar tapi tapi

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and the girl replies,

Dear Honie
My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.
How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favourites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against marry carrie. Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. You can see my foto above

My dedications to you are:


Maria Curry - One Sweet Day.

Boys to Main - And of the Rod

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood, Ruise Sugar Baby

P.S. Sorry about my English, I did not learn anymore !!

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my dear contactuzo,
                      As i pick my pen from the golden basket of love to sketch u this few words of mine i hope it will meet u well in the well.
               Hope u know this is the writing of ya sista risiKATUHAHI saying hi
        The main purpose of writting you this letter is to gist you of what is happinin at home since u left.
1.Mama just bought me a new pair of container sandal because i carry tenth and its d first in d family history to passs like that
2. papa promise to take me to nta channel 7 during christmas so i can see people drive in and out from the other side of the road
3. aunty Isabel born this morning i don't know if i am an uncle or aunt because i don't know d sex of d pikin.
4.your friend Gambari is doing party d nyt before as he finish capenta learning.
Hope ur garri, kulikuli and sugar still remain.
I will have to drop my pen bak now as d ink is fading. remain kul but don't freeze
                                                                      forget me not
                                                                            ya sista
                                                                                RiSikAtuLAHI

Posted: at 13-10-2008 02:11 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

abeg u try!!!
i like dis part
1.Mama just bought me a new pair of container sandal because i carry tenth and its d first in d family history to passs like that
2. papa promise to take me to nta channel 7 during christmas so i can see people drive in and out from the other side of the road
3. aunty Isabel born this morning i don't know if i am an uncle or aunt because i don't know d sex of d pikin.
4.your friend Gambari is doing party d nyt before as he finish capenta learning.

na here funny. d rest are bullshit!!! LOL

Posted: at 13-10-2008 02:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i grab my pen my nib start to dance............that got me my first love

Posted: at 17-08-2010 04:03 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

i tire...oh

Posted: at 17-08-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

cool......XD

Posted: at 18-08-2010 01:51 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

9ice

Posted: at 18-08-2010 11:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

oliver twist is asking for more

Posted: at 18-08-2010 01:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

frankly speaking...dis is boring

Posted: at 19-08-2010 12:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

NO BE  SMALL TIN OH

Posted: at 20-08-2010 04:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i am still laughing oooooooo poster...

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Posted: at 20-08-2010 04:50 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero