Drunkard !!

Date: 29-09-2010 5:27 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ayodele Salako
- at 29-09-2010 05:27 PM (14 years ago)
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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Posted: at 29-09-2010 05:27 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 29-09-2010 05:45 PM (14 years ago)
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edited old joke
Posted: at 29-09-2010 05:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 1-10-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 29-09-2010 05:45 PM
edited old joke
BUT Still Funny Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 1-10-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 1-10-2010 02:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Moshaden4real on  1-10-2010 11:40 AM
Quote from: federico on 29-09-2010 05:45 PM
edited old joke
BUT Still Funny Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
be current my friend..dont live in the past..
Posted: at 1-10-2010 02:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 1-10-2010 04:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  1-10-2010 02:30 PM
Quote from: Moshaden4real on  1-10-2010 11:40 AM
Quote from: federico on 29-09-2010 05:45 PM
edited old joke
BUT Still Funny Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
be current my friend..dont live in the past..
I am already dreaming about the future
don't know about u
Posted: at 1-10-2010 04:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 1-10-2010 05:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Cripple A*#S always looking for trouble... FUNNY... keep it up man
Posted: at 1-10-2010 05:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 2-10-2010 02:06 AM (14 years ago)
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cripple guiter boy
Posted: at 2-10-2010 02:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 3-10-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago)
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hahaha...funny
Posted: at 3-10-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 4-10-2010 01:47 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-10-2010 01:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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