kano towers

Date: 30-09-2010 1:53 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
- at 30-09-2010 01:53 PM (14 years ago)
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A flight from London to Kano develops faults in
Nigerian airspace.
Very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.

"Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting
flight 007"
"Do you copy?"
Kano tower; - "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"
British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical
faults"
Kano tower; - "kai haba!"
British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that"
Kano tower; - "okay plight 00Seben kan you tune fawa
in injin?"
British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead"
Kano tower;- "Walahi?"
British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy"
Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty
thousand pit?"
British Airways; - "negative tower, wings wont
respond"
Kano tower; - "kai!"
British Airways; - "negative didnt copy that tower"
Kano Tower; - "okay d flane will kom down in som time
due to low injin =
fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due
1st sebenty digri"
British Airways; - "Negative, can't activate the
landing gear"
Kano tower;- 'wayyo!'
British Airways; - "awaiting order, flight 007"
Kano Towers;- "okay refit apta me"
British Airways; - "okay what?"
Kano Tower; - "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU
ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for the
dead!)

Posted: at 30-09-2010 01:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 30-09-2010 01:55 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 30-09-2010 01:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 30-09-2010 04:11 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 30-09-2010 04:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 30-09-2010 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehehehehheheeeeeeeee... abokina...
Posted: at 30-09-2010 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 1-10-2010 12:34 AM (14 years ago)
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9ice joke
Posted: at 1-10-2010 12:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 1-10-2010 05:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Whats da phyuk?Huh?? cant stop laughing...LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Posted: at 1-10-2010 05:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 2-10-2010 01:46 AM (14 years ago)
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dont stop
Posted: at 2-10-2010 01:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 4-10-2010 10:37 AM (14 years ago)
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heheheheheheheheheheeee!!!
Posted: at 4-10-2010 10:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-10-2010 11:05 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on  1-10-2010 05:20 PM
Whats da *****Huh??? cant stop laughing...LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Quote from: federico on  2-10-2010 01:46 AM
dont stop
na swear? Grin
Posted: at 4-10-2010 11:05 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 4-10-2010 11:13 AM (14 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 4-10-2010 11:13 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BabangidaTukur at 4-10-2010 12:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Wai shin mene sunanki ma?
Posted: at 4-10-2010 12:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 4-10-2010 12:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: BabangidaTukur on  4-10-2010 12:32 PM
Wai shin mene sunanki ma?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 4-10-2010 12:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MandateofGod at 4-10-2010 06:10 PM (14 years ago)
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 ???what is this
Posted: at 4-10-2010 06:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 5-10-2010 01:45 AM (14 years ago)
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u nor go school...
Posted: at 5-10-2010 01:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- OrlandoIkenna at 15-10-2010 06:05 PM (14 years ago)
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what else do expect him 2 say?.......LMAO!!
Posted: at 15-10-2010 06:05 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 15-10-2010 06:16 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa for the aboki
Posted: at 15-10-2010 06:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 15-10-2010 06:57 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 15-10-2010 06:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 15-10-2010 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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seen b4 but it's still nice
Posted: at 15-10-2010 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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